Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML
Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the girl I’ve had a crush on for years. I was so nervous, I got confused and sent her a text meant for my best friend that said, "I’m about to ask her out. Pray I don’t puke on her." She responded with a laughing emoji and said, "You really need to work on your game." FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
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Top comments
Lucyyy123 10
I think she was trying to say no, but in a nicer way. I'm sorry OP, at least she wasn't an asshole about it!
RichardPencil 32
That's a yes. Get ready for your date and sit in your car outside her place. Monitor her movements with binoculars and night-vision goggles to see when she's ready to go out with you.
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Comments (35)
Lucyyy123 10
I think she was trying to say no, but in a nicer way. I'm sorry OP, at least she wasn't an asshole about it!
Demon_of_Light 27
I don't know, I think in retrospect the nicest way might have been to be very clear.
tounces7 28
Maybe it would have been clear to most people. Like "Awwww, you're cute...."(Pats OP on head)
MrsHumanFrog 19
yeah..... the answer was No. sorry. at least she was nice about it.
bartsj88 6
Playing a game with him isn't being very nice about it. OP is confused. Causing confusion is not being nice at all.
MrsHumanFrog 19
seriously doubt it was intended as a game or to confuse him. it sounds like a pretty obvious no.
Goblin182 27
I don't think she was being nice. I think she was mocking him.
RichardPencil 32
That's a yes. Get ready for your date and sit in your car outside her place. Monitor her movements with binoculars and night-vision goggles to see when she's ready to go out with you.
blissfully_me 16
That is an answer. If she wanted to go out with you she would have said yes. Sorry OP.
Moerighan 23
Sounds like she thought you were joking? I could be wrong though, it all depends on tone.
hpandher 16
Well that's a yes. She wants you to woo her
sparkledoge 29
I like how, in this comment section, you can clearly see how men think that's a "yes but you have to seduce me" while women say that's clearly a no.
darkshadus 10
When someone says you're cute then walks away that pretty much means a very big NOPE
Xtrafresh 7
I think you have this site confused for a dating advice site. This is FML, where we laugh, snark and practice a thing called sarcasm. Nobody actually said OP should consider this a yes or a challenge.
Lalala579121 28
The only people who said it meant yes before your comment were quite clearly being sarcastic so...
sparkledoge 29
I didn't say anyone was being serious about what they said, nor that i thought this was serious advices. I was just stating a thing i found funny to see.
Wishe 17
That was your answer. It's a no, sorry.
xx000o 27
You have your answer, you just don't want to accept the reality of it.
devinaww 15
It's a no