Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, the girl I work with, who I’ve developed feelings for, started dating another guy at work. She’d told me that she “doesn’t believe” in dating coworkers and she doesn’t “shit where she eats.” FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
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Nikki 17
Asking out a girl you clearly knew nothing about is already a terrible idea but I have to assume there wasn’t even a flirty vibe to begin with, good way to make work uncomfortable for everyone involved!
Anderling 33
It sucks to find out all that, sure, but it's better than pining after her, or finding out by asking her out rather than it coming up in conversation. At least you can move on now.
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RichardPencil 32
She's got three strikes: 1) co-worker, 2) in a relationship, and 3) lesbian. Any reasonable man would move on, but if you managed to pull that, you'd be a legend! Get to work!
Anderling 33
It sucks to find out all that, sure, but it's better than pining after her, or finding out by asking her out rather than it coming up in conversation. At least you can move on now.
thefmlman2011 37
Yeah, that’s it! The romantic feeling has gone towards her, but I see her in the break Room, so I always talk to her.
lalalaila777 24
what's the issue? so what if she's lesbian? the fact that's she's taken is deterrent enough, sexuality coming in to play means your not even on her sexual radar, why is that a fml for YOU? **** her life having to work with a self absorbed individual like yourself. 🤷🏽♀️
thefmlman2011 37
Why am I Self-Absorbed exactly?
Nikki 17
Asking out a girl you clearly knew nothing about is already a terrible idea but I have to assume there wasn’t even a flirty vibe to begin with, good way to make work uncomfortable for everyone involved!
thefmlman2011 37
I hadn’t asked her out at the time. I did a little research before I did, and that’s how I found she was in a relationship. as far as I know, she doesn’t know I was going to ask her out.