Today, I learned that I have the balls to base jump and skydive, but I still can't ask out the hot girl working at the pub. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML
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lol0wnee 5
STEP UR GAME UP.
HannahLouise96 13
Just go for it!
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Comments (170)
sciencekidster1 8
Because asking a girl out is scarier than skydiving...
oops_im_fucked 8
Just treat it like sky diving, just go!
BraBrando 0
You don't get it! If OP gets rejected he might go skydiving... without a parachute!
rubinsmamma 2
ask her! base jumping & skydiving is hot!
fomoco1 0
im in the same boat
Tempuser117 2
Ha ha The one dimensional part was the kicker to this one. Because you become pretty close to that when you hit the ground from 13,000 feet. ^WIN
Sonic_boomerang 5
She could turn into a dragon and bite his head off?
DFlit1 0
I feel ur pain so badly dude... Adrenaline is amazing but when it comes in the form of the opposite sex its debilitating
DFlit1 0
I feel ur pain so badly dude... Adrenaline is amazing but when it comes in the form of the opposite sex its debilitating
mrmerino 0
I know that feel bro.