Today, I learned that I have the balls to base jump and skydive, but I still can't ask out the hot girl working at the pub. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML
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lol0wnee 5
STEP UR GAME UP.
HannahLouise96 13
Just go for it!
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Comments (170)
aliadnan708 6
Just ask her of she say ya great if not it ain't like ur ganna die
talktomandybaby 8
I don't understand anything you were just trying to say sir.......
dd809 9
Me either. A lot of people apparently have grammar issues.
fruitschinpo 0
* just ask her , IF she says yes , great , if not , it aint like you GONNA die anyways * GET IT NOW ? This dude has serious grammer issues XP
FlyingLazerWALRU 0
Don't worry bro. Almost every other guy in the world has that same problem.
tebonz 4
Pussy
lollipop77_fml 6
You might have the balls to do all that freaky stuff, but they aren't attached to your heart strings which could get broken if she says no!! "Dutch courage" man - she works at the pub, so you're halfway there; hit the shots, then take a shot at asking her - worst that will happen is she'll say no (or you might get slapped:| ) Good luck!!!!
skyttlz 32
Agreed. I've submitted better FML's that aren't like this.
Graceinhell 0
This is what my fml was rejected for? I've seen this fml numerous times. I hate you all.
alex1432 9
Same with mine bro
Wheredidgrungego 12
Take her skydiving and ask her out there?
jmilone 0
It's ok that's normal.
coveryourmouth 0
then grow bigger ones
FajitaFreak 3
It sound so simple and logical, doesn't it? What's the worst that can happen? She says no? Unfortunately that's not how your mind plays it out in the moment. It's not something you can control, so I am annoyed at people who insult others who can't do it. I've asked out girls before, it's not too difficult. The difficult part is going in for the first kiss. That's far more stressful than even skydiving.
Mayshod 3
Tell her you like jumping off dangerous things for fun and in the morning you'd like to jump off of her. then smirk like you know she's not wearing underwear and like you own the world. if comes back with something playful then its on. if she doesn't move on and take nothing any woman says personally.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Or maybe he could be respectful?
CryMoreFMLs 15
Instead of like the stereotypical douchebag?
misssscarter21 1
I would never talk to somebody if they started Avon reassign like this...
misssscarter21 1
Fml auto correct