Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard that she had a seizure and passed out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, my girlfriend had one of her seizures during foreplay. She’s fine, but I’m not, she had my penis in her hand and while seizing she squeezed it so hard she ruptured some blood vessels on the inside. I'm now walking bowlegged and on medication to stop me getting erections that might cause more damage. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl and she passed out about a minute in. I panicked and thought she'd died so I tried to feel for a heartbeat. She woke up 45 seconds later and accused me of fondling her breasts while she was out. Apparently she has narcolepsy. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11pm to her garage where we started to have sex. When she came to climax she slipped and hit her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down; we were both still naked, and she was unconscious. FML
Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I went to the hospital as my girlfriend's emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket because she had no pants. She had a seizure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. FML
Today, my dog, who has been specially trained to go for help when I'm having a seizure, went to alert my parents downstairs that I was having an emergency. The "emergency" was me masturbating. FML
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Top comments
TheUnforgiven 8
I've heard of faking an ****** to make someone feel better but that's a tad excessive.
Charlie Given 28
That's when ya go get yourself a shirt made saying "I can make my girlfriend cum so hard she seized"😎
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Comments (37)
RichardPencil 32
And then you’re going to call Hooters, Curves Gym and Victoria’s Secret to tell them the same story. It pays to advertise!
SophisticatedPup 3
r/thathappened r/ihavesex
TheUnforgiven 8
I've heard of faking an ****** to make someone feel better but that's a tad excessive.
Charlie Given 28
That's when ya go get yourself a shirt made saying "I can make my girlfriend cum so hard she seized"😎
hades5000 7
Every girl is about to slide into your dm's
Madrias 36
Well, she can say that you literally blew her mind. Not many guys have a girlfriend who can say that.
Bear Kidd 4
Nice😎
Christopher Martin 12
Dude pleasured her so good she passed out
dexter420 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Thats just called an ******. Welcome to manhood
real life problems 26
High five man. mission accomplished