Today, I learned that I have the balls to base jump and skydive, but I still can't ask out the hot girl working at the pub. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML
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lol0wnee 5
STEP UR GAME UP.
HannahLouise96 13
Just go for it!
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Comments (170)
EGORAPTOR 7
What's a pub? Is that a kind of bar?
Dramori 29
Pub = public house ie chilled out drinking establishment typically with booths, tables and chairs.
Blueocean7 19
I'm the opposite! Very comfortable talking w girls, but scared shit of base jumping and skydiving. Lol. To each their own I suppose.
Friaza 29
After her shift finishes offer her a drink, then another, and another untill she gets drunk, then ask her :D
triggeaj 7
I know exactly what you mean dude. Just got my A license :)
Harpy20 24
Protip: You do that shit because you're an idiot, not because you have balls. So maybe you should grow a pair and ask her out, pussy.
tylenol123 0
Then maybe you should rethink your "big balls" standards
sufikoraine 0
71, way to make it not funny... we got the joke...
boarderdude119 2
I couldn't agree more dude, I'm a skydiver myself! But hey, at least skydiving will never, ever break your heart :) although it can break everything else!
queenb1621 21
That sucks
HeartAndSoul2011 0
Don't worry about it. That's normal ;) (and I'm not trying to be rude, I'm just being honest.)