Today, I learned that I have the balls to base jump and skydive, but I still can't ask out the hot girl working at the pub. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML
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Top comments
lol0wnee 5
STEP UR GAME UP.
HannahLouise96 13
Just go for it!
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Comments (170)
hmmmmmmmmmmmm 0
girls are scarey especially hot ones.
hailphire130 0
Worst Case Scenario:She turns out to actually be a dude.
ikickgingers 15
Regardless. If I want something or someone I go after it. A lot of girls are like that. Don't stress it. The right one will come and that shyness won't matter.
Calyx_fml 22
Don't put her on so high a pedestal. She's just another human.
spazzy910 0
Are you joking? Girls love the boys who do crazy cook stuff like skydiving. She'll definitely say yes :) GO FOR IT!
Bellagab3 0
There's too many "I can do this but can't do this"
slimmathers123 10
its nbd i jump off 15 foot cliffs and fly through the air sometimes up to 40 ft at a time i can jump into water from over 30 feet off a cliff i do bobsleding am going to learn skeleton and play ice hockey and i cant even talk to the girl i lile
MROMRO 0
Perfect conversation starter right there. All women like a little danger even if they don't admit it. Trust.
icantellu 7
unless he bounces back like a ball then technically the ground rejects people
rexgar2000 10
Fag...