Today, it's my birthday. I've been dropping strong hints all year about wanting to learn to tap-dance, hoping for some decent tap shoes. Instead, I got a beekeepers outfit and some furry dice to hang on my wreck of a car's rear-view mirror. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
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Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
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Olovio 5
Atleast yoy didn't get a bloody handjob!
Buttsexpirate 9
I guess when you said that you wanted to be the bees knees, they took it the wrong way
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Comments (114)
Olovio 5
Atleast yoy didn't get a bloody handjob!
Olovio 5
you*
THE_A_TEEN 28
Wait you got one and you're complaining, I would enjoy that *******
Pixxio_O 11
Become a beekeepers assistant, find out you're allergic to bees, get compensation for a month, quit your job and use the money to buy tap dancing shoes
Bethawny 0
boy that is so g00d! you can use the bee keepers as a suit when you go outside to collect your honey. that way the bees can't sting you. you know how they get. then you can use the dice in case you're playing monopoly in your car and run out of dice. this is so ahmayzing!
shannonreneee 11
Make a bee army and take over the world
THE_A_TEEN 28
* handjob
monkeys1315 0
At least you got something. Which is better then nothing
krazy_glu3 0
How completely random is a beekeepers outfit. "oh you said tap shoes? I could've sworn you said beekeepers suit."
Friaza 29
Wait, so you own and can drive a car yet want to take up tap dancing, but can't afford it? o_o
pelukas1234 0
Atleast you got something?
allenye818 2
Lol@1 also, a beekeepers uniform is the most random present ever
FarSide 23
Guess you will have to wait 1 more year to hit BollyWood.
FarSide 23
I thought it read "wanting to learn to lap-dance". *** Face palm self ***
Jonaism 8
Wow that sucks. Pretty random
ckr911 5
How old are you??
lmfaoloool 0
Somewhere over16 if she has a car
NuTrees 9
Lol. No matter how old OP is i'm sure she didn't want a beekeeper outfit. It sound like they stopped by a garage sale.
fthku 13
OP is a man.
ckr911 5
Wow... By "I want nicer tap dance shoes" you wouldn't think it was a guy....
shelbygordon44 7
"she" is a he. Lmao
ace82297 0
Well the car is wrecked.And the only ppl who cant drive cars old,asian or a woman. That would imply that OPs a woman.
22cute 17
YDI for dropping hints. Just tell people if you want something & stop being all passive-agressive.
z620 0
People still tap dance?
FarSide 23
@92: Well, not this poor loser.
baseballplaya5 7
I think the bee suit is kinda cool :)
rattusrattus 19
Stick some tap-making things to the bottom of the bee boots, invent new type of dance.
False_Stupidity 42
Then tap dance to the tune of 'flight of the bumblebee' :)
Schnyduh 4
Happy Birthday(:
Buttsexpirate 9
I guess when you said that you wanted to be the bees knees, they took it the wrong way
tebonz 4
Coming from a talking ball sack
Buttsexpirate 9
I am a giant pair of rosy red cheeks in a pirate outfit for your information. Good day sir!
False_Stupidity 42
Tbh, I thought your pic was of boobs dressed like a pirate...
hailphire130 0
Well I thought it was an ass judging by his name.
promarkchris 6
be happy with something rather than nothing
crinx034 0
That'll attract the ladies! *wink wink*
Frijolero_92 1
# 7 you should have said "bee" happy ;)
iparker97 0
Sell the stuff for dance lessons
Ballplayer3313 3
I think beekeeping is a more badass hobby, but that's just me.
Badab1ng 5
I noticed that you are a man wanting to tap dance, they are trying to help you.
Stonedmanalex 0
Lol , but he should do what he likes
CADMAN82 1
Unless what he likes is tap dancing.
Legendslayer222 26
There are worse styles of dance for a guy to learn. Tap dancing makes cool sounds and doesn't require too much fluttering and leaping.
TheRealHouse 7
lol "fluttering"