Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask out the girl I liked. I got her a nice bracelet for her birthday and asked her on a date when I gave it to her. "Aww, you're so sweet!" was the response to the gift. Her response to the date proposal? "Wait, you aren't gay?" FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML
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perdix 31
Unless you have just started fourth grade, then you've been putting off asking her out for a hell of a lot longer than three weeks! (If you are just starting fourth grade, you are too young to date (except if you are perdix, but he was an exception)) You've probably put on this gay act to get close to her. Girls are rightfully suspicious of the motivations of straight guys, but often let their guard down to non-threatening gay ones. Now, if you were clever, you'd tell her that she "straightened" you out ;) (I hope this gets in before the inevitable dreaded "Comments are deactivated.")
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
Sirin I'm gay.
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Comments (103)
bowlingstar 1
ouch . . .
dayleno 1
Haha wow, that sucks.
Sirin_fml 47
Okay, let's try to act like civilised humans and avoid knuckle-dragging bigotry on this one. If you don't like it, move on to the next FML. Failure to take a damn hint will result in me kicking your ass, freezing you in carbonite, and handing you over to a fat green space slug just for the hell of it.
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
Sirin I'm gay.
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
I'm....
McMan 23
Sirin Fett?
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
Curse you Sirin.
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
Sirin I uhh... I love you. *rubs the back of his head looking down and smiles innocently*. Maybe coffee next Tuesday?
Sirin_fml 47
I thought you were gay. But fine; black, no sugar. Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... that is coffee. I stole that from McMan's profile, but then, he stole it from Godot, so it all evens out.
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
Well, I was. But you made me become straight sweet heart. ;).
KingDingALing 9
Get a room you two! So what if I'm jealous? :(
KingDingALing 9
Get a room you two! So what if I'm jealous? :(
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Well op, it's unfortunate that she misjudged you! Maybe she or some other girl will like that you're a little bit mo' sensitive or feminine! Ya never know, but if you've seriously waited years and obsessed over this one girl, you may want to try and avoid similar experiences in the future!(:
brianjman14 23
Sirin, I am also gay.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I'm not gay, except if you count that time in Tijuana with that donkey and Mexican midget.
GrandTheftPants 0
I just erotically shat my pants, and I liked every moment of it!
GrandTheftPants 0
Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo.
iSnowboard 0
ascension came out today w00t!
adventuretime25 0
Damn sirin, a man with power.. that's hot ;)
MyMuffinsAreDead 0
what the hell happened to number 1 and 2?
mfjkr 10
We will make coffee metal, we will make everything metal. Blacker than the blackest black times infinity.
pattheaninal 9
...did anyone say McDonalds?
Exhausti 0
id smack her
annabanananaa11 0
20, you're adorable. Just so ya know.(:
jpest17 5
this is why we can't have nice things !!!
Cypherrr 13
This is the reason why people shouldn't judge others before getting to know them or just assuming something about them before getting the actual truth. -_-
you_failed 15
Aww man! That sucks! D: But at least shr accepted the date, right? :]
DenisV95 2
Ouch..
TheOptimist 0
Straightasaneedle? Needles are easily bent boy.
Kebby8D 2
That's actually exactly what I thought.....not a very good analogy.
F14Shado 0
LOL IM DYING.
istylez2 0
u sexy
perdix 31
Unless you have just started fourth grade, then you've been putting off asking her out for a hell of a lot longer than three weeks! (If you are just starting fourth grade, you are too young to date (except if you are perdix, but he was an exception)) You've probably put on this gay act to get close to her. Girls are rightfully suspicious of the motivations of straight guys, but often let their guard down to non-threatening gay ones. Now, if you were clever, you'd tell her that she "straightened" you out ;) (I hope this gets in before the inevitable dreaded "Comments are deactivated.")
aback 5
That "three weeks" was puzzling me, too.
leprachaun405 0
by "three weeks" he means he had been considering asking her out, before that he had just had a crush on her and wasn't going to do anything about it
Doortje 30
Aww, not the answer you were hoping for :( I hope she still agreed to go out with you OP :)
Thejackel79 9
wow i love how people assume these things. People assume since im a wrestler that im gay so i feel for you man.
TheDrifter 24
Yeah that's rough. High school wrestling outfits lead to way too many jokes.
emerica34 0
dude seriously they look uber **** and it honestly dose make me think there gay cuz dude they get down on the floor with other dudes junk all up on there face
MrBoredGuy 1
and then you say "and you look like a dude bitch!"
florenzfang 0
lol