Today, I learned that I have the balls to base jump and skydive, but I still can't ask out the hot girl working at the pub. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML
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Top comments
lol0wnee 5
STEP UR GAME UP.
HannahLouise96 13
Just go for it!
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Comments (170)
lol0wnee 5
STEP UR GAME UP.
UMad_Bro 3
Then grow some.
enonymous 9
Call her on the way down.
superashbash 4
PSP? Aha psp step your game up :p
margie2194 12
Go for it. The worst that can happen? She rejects you. So what? Rejection is a part of life. Move on.
Keyman1212 14
Maybe if you told her about your base jumping skills she'd find you to be Macho Man Randy Savage jr. and be attracted to you.
lol0wnee 5
He just needs to become less of a pussy
stro88 6
Which means you have no balls.
flockz 20
you are what you eat 46.
shoopd 19
Your problem is that you gotta stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.
VinoVeritas 18
Go for it, you can always switch bars! Carpe diem.
the_ace1337 0
93 the Greek goddess Pussyliya xD hahaha
raaawwwrrZ 8
93- i see what you did there...
silvercamaro 22
He's at a bar, he should just drink some liquid courage and go for it. No jk she probly gets that a lot. Go for it, but make sure your sober when you do. Otherwise shell write you off immediately, good luck bro.
ejones1991 0
#124... Your 14, wtf do you know about girls in bars? He's not asking this chick out to prom or some shit.
glcerio 0
Shell just say no that probably the worst thing that'll happen unless she s psycho or somethin
silvercamaro 22
135- I'm just sayin go for like everyone else is but be sober when you do.
betty66 3
Well, he DOES have a good point... btw OP, don't worry about it! I'm sure she's probably unavailable anyways
HannahLouise96 13
Just go for it!
Zero22120 12
Ask her to come with you. It could be an awesome first date.
Neorecon19 18
Sounds so simple doesn't it? Especially when we're putting our most vulnerable position and are at the mercy of the said girl, who can shred apart any sense of pride we may have at that moment? Yup, sounds a simple as can be.
Xkillz302 10
worse you will get Is a No just do it
jayzus123 0
Dude it suck i understand you i have the same problem
MagicallyFat 12
Harry Potter has the same problem… he can take on a Hungarian horntail dragon. But he can't ask cho ******* Chang out. Nevermid that she's the ugliest bitxh in Hogwarts.
JordanA1 0
Lol that is so true .
Daralea 21
I can understand. Girls are terrifying and, if executed improperly, can lead to more broken limbs than sky diving.
gigi03 5
Same here
raaawwwrrZ 8
23- **** you. You are forgetting eloise midgin sheis a cow
detroitsucks247 3
derp
ejones1991 0
No 112 moaning Myrtle is the ugliest. She's a whiny ass, stalker, ghost nerd.
TeenieAmerica 9
You're all forgetting Millicent ******* Bulstrode. But I think she might be a man so I'm not sure if that counts...
supercrack11 1
Same
supercrack11 1
Same
bailey80 3
wow!!!! I feel sorry for you man, :)
greencrippler01 0
Sammmeeee
NNiiKKiiEE 3
It be that way sometimes.
turtleomnom 0
girls hate to be kept waiting, so if she's at all interested you'd better ask her now! :)
dancer10xoxo 5
Congratulations
Dudelike89 8
Nice legs...When do they open?
XxHoPPoxX 8
i only liked your comment because of the seedy looking bald guy
Jovecove 13
I say go for it. Even if you got rejected, can't blame a man for trying.
aKaClickZ 4
life is short just say **** if
aKaClickZ 4
it
TheRealHouse 7
her
mrbuddy 0
You can die base jumping. The girl can just say no. Maybe mace you or kick you in the balls. But you'll live.
vipnip 0
Lol