Today, I learned that I have the balls to base jump and skydive, but I still can't ask out the hot girl working at the pub. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML
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Top comments
lol0wnee 5
STEP UR GAME UP.
HannahLouise96 13
Just go for it!
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Comments (170)
BigPerro4life 0
Pussy
ace82297 0
Lol fag
tokyoheaven1994 0
Dude those are two diffrent things one is emotional and the other is mental and physical don't sweat it
Kap10 0
You better do it beforee someone else doess.
qhostred 0
Pull whatever manhood you have left and just for the kill
ollierobs 0
HI I'm TEMPUSER. I CAN'T POOP BY MYSELF BUT IM GOOD AT OTHER THINGS, LIKE SHOUTING.
ikry33 0
U CAN DO IT
Stain92 14
Go in with the line "My heart doesn't beat half as fast when I'm falling at 120mph than it does when I look at you" top it off with a wink, ask her if she wants to go out and you're in.
HomeAl0ne 20
Too long. "I think I'm falling for you".
perdix 31
That's perfectly logical. With base jumping and skydiving, the worst that can happen is that you die. Boom, it's over. If the girl rejects you, you will have to live the rest of your life in shame and as a laughingstock. Plus, you'll have to find a new pub because you won't be able to show your face in that one. A fate much worse than a quick death.
Opium_Production 5
Do or do not, no try. Think Yoda said that. Listen to Yoda OP