Today, I was on a train when we hit and killed a person. We were stalled for 4 hours. The guy sitting next to me asked what I did for a living, so I told him that I'm a vet tech. Then he showed me his infected elbow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML
Today, I was sitting on the train wondering what that putrid smell was. As I got off the train I realized there was vomit all over the back of my seat. FML
Today, on my break, I decided to be friendly and chat with a co-worker that everyone else always seems to avoid. He spent the next ten minutes telling me all about his abcessing sebaceous cysts. Apparently, "The scars look just like gunshot wounds." FML
Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML
Today, some guy tried to rob me and I accidentally made him stab himself with his own knife. Now he gets a comfy ride to hospital, while I get to sit across from this grumpy desk sergeant, waiting for a lawyer to explain that I'm actually the victim in this scenario. FML
Today, while at my job as a nurse in the ER, someone came in with a hangnail. They threw a fit that they had to wait because we were managing a heart attack, a man with colon cancer and a kid with appendicitis. FML
Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
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melchibr_fml 0
yeah people these.. getting ran over by trains and shit
xADTR182 0
Sounds like you were in a sticky situation... I'm going to hell.
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Comments (16)
jayzus123 0
People these day...
melchibr_fml 0
yeah people these.. getting ran over by trains and shit
blondierat 0
f ur life? f the guy who got hit by a trains life!
sailor1522 2
That sucks!
slicklol 7
You ought to get your priorities straight, someone dies hit by a train and you are complaining about an infected elbow? omfg
yeezuschrist420 11
They didn’t know them so it’s fine
amayalives4music 1
Wow. I can't believe it killed a person. That's sad. But anyway. FYL. You didn't know he had an infected elbow. FRIGGN PEOPLE THESE DAYS.. There something else...
xADTR182 0
Sounds like you were in a sticky situation... I'm going to hell.
BernieBeauty 1
This FML sounds fake.
fallintoplace 4
:O
dancer10xoxo 5
Weird Day Huh?
jaredofmo 22
This is the most messed up FML I have ever read. 1. SOMEONE DIED IN IT. 2. THAT WASN'T THE FML BIT.