Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
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Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML
Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML
Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML
Today, my boyfriend's friends were throwing him a surprise birthday party. I thought it'd be funny to get him some fuzzy handcuffs and a box of condoms as a gift. They never told me they invited his parents. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
I hope you walked out of the store while announcing his intentions to both cheat AND steal.
DanielleinDC 34
I hope he's now the ex-boyfriend.
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Comments (10)
MidnaLink 35
I hope you walked out of the store while announcing his intentions to both cheat AND steal.
RichardPencil 32
You did it, right? You don't want him coming back for spring break with STDs, do you?
thefmlman2011 37
Another repost
DanielleinDC 34
I hope he's now the ex-boyfriend.
blondie45 21
You need to be a little more fussy in your choice of boyfriends- you deserve better than this!
Mungolikecandy 19
Is your boyfriend really going to college as he sounds as dumb as a box of rocks?
J15237 25
I hope at that moment you told him to **** off and you ended that relationship.
saffy66 34
Maybe he didn’t know he was your boyfriend.
Hangryko 32
You mean "ex-boyfriend," right?