Today, I learned that I have the balls to base jump and skydive, but I still can't ask out the hot girl working at the pub. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML
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lol0wnee 5
STEP UR GAME UP.
HannahLouise96 13
Just go for it!
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Comments (170)
njgohard 16
Then you lack balls. You have a death wish hoping your 'chute fails.
jessie007 0
Awww
Flnel555 0
Same here
yeakoolstorybro 6
I feel you bro, sometimes you really rather jump off a bridge than talk to a girl you loved for TWO YEARS....GOING ON 3!!!! IM JUNIOR AND I LIKED THIS GIRL SINCE 2ND SEMESTER OF FRESHMEN YEAR AND I TRIED TO TELL HER BUT I KEEP BITCHING OUT!!!!!!no wait, i did ask her out last year but she said no in less of a second, trust me i ******* counted.not even a second....
kxrider580 0
Don't feel bad bro I do crazy extreme stuff all the time too but I still can't get myself to make a move on this girl I really like. Sometimes you just got to say **** and spit it out.
bexfml 0
Omg have your balls dropped yet? ... If you have any...
olderandnotwiser 1
It's always that way. The girls you really like treat you like dog doo doo, and the ones you aren't that interested in chase after you like you are the one and only.
Dewet09 0
i know what you mean, have the same issue
miczara 0
u might have "balls" for doing shit aka guts but u prob cnt ask her out cuz ur real balls r small haha lol ;)
krez 20
She doesn't want people hitting on her at work anyway.