Imrickar
United States
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
a single fuck
Berlin, Germany
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Anonymous
Davenport, United States
Standards
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Anonymous
Netanya, Israel
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
ponyboy
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
oink401
Canada
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Anchorage, United States
A tad insecure
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Nicko
United States
Slipped up
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
nitwit
Greece
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
Suspicious messaging
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
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El Cajon, United States
Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML
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marmlr339 14
She probably thought it'd turn you on!
Lennsik 4
OP, really sucks for you, man. Cheating is cheating, no matter how you wrap it up and put a bow on it. Best you just dump her, she seems far too thick in the head to understand much anyways.
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marmlr339 14
She probably thought it'd turn you on!
ImaWiseGuy 5
yea it's cheating, but it's a lot better then her ******* some guy.....at least that's how I would view the situation.....
Coldinside 12
He probably just wants you to be happy, so if your bi, then you can enjoy yourself fully.
ChickenInMyKitch 4
threesome?
ydi_4_suking 20
i would be hurt if my girlfriend cheated on me with either a guy or girl. but i guess a girl would hurt less. i guess cuz a guy isnt inserting any body part and filling her up with guy juice
dustbunny10 0
I'm still unsure if the gf cheated on him with a girl or they were having a hypothetical convo about it and she just couldn't understand! I guess either way, FYL!
DboyCorleone 0
I agree with 1. Unless the girl throws it down better than you
Noob30 0
Threesome time!
NavySEAL13 0
in the name of charley sheen. winning lol
sourgirl101 29
I knew a guy that didn't have a problem with his girlfriend seeing a girl on the side because it seemed like the ultimate fantasy "at first". Then he became a paranoid mess. "Are you sure you and Natalie are only going shopping together!?" Needless to say, they didn't last. I think that some guys wouldn't see a problem because many can separate sex and love. I personally can't.(:
GeneralGreivous3 0
some people just don't have common sense.
Everday 0
dude that happened to me too! she said "I honestly didn't think it was cheating"
rabsml 0
true
brokemysoul 0
but it is cheating :)
stilldrunk88 6
Ask her what she would think if you went with a guy. See if she thinks that's cheating.
Stargenx 6
Some people just don't know.
atthegates 0
op just can't see the forest through the trees....
Tuesdays76 0
Seriously that's kind of a no brained. It may not seem as serious, but it still hurts plenty. Sometimes I think girls Overlook that the guy in the relationship might have feelings too.
GeneralGreivous3 0
some people lack common sense. :|
biggary19 3
u must be gay shoulda shot for a 3some she sounds open to it
jameshouses 8
I believe it's called ménage a trois
jennifer93 0
that doesn't make him gay!! smh
forestqueenie 0
Dude you're missing out on a MAJOR OPPORTUNITY... lol Jk dude... kinda... that sucks though... shoulda just broken up with her... doesn't matter how long you've been together if she didn't know that imagine what else she's been doing!
LoveableScar 0
Threesome?
marmlr339 14
that's what I was thinking!
stavrosg 3
This.
igorwn 3
dead on!! u knoow whats up
mask724 7
wish i had a girl like you
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
I concur! :D
Taipan_fml 0
Ok guys, not everyone wants to have threesomes. Many people don't want to share their partner with someone else, even in that setting. It would not be ok for OP's girlfriend to just go off and cheat, even if it's with another woman. The first replier said maybe she wanted to turn OP on, but that's doubtful since OP is obviously opposed to the idea.
mylastserenade90 2
I wouldn't mind a threesome with you.
zach456 0
I would do her
kristledaigle 0
haha that was my first thought.
zombieheartsbrai 0
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dude, what's wrong with you? LMFARO!! that's not cheating, it's a bonus, u suck too much if your not man enough to rope it into a threesum
Ninja_Talorabee 0
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u didnt read it right ..... there both girls so how could she be a man?!
buttnuggets 0
Did you not read it right? It doesn't say op's a guy or girl anywhere. stfu
mk58 31
She likes getting some from two people at once... I say you use that to your advantage.
KiddNYC1O 22
I'd take advantage of the situation, then part ways. Just saying.
NacRat 0
I second this one. She should have seen if you were open to it first before being with the girl. cause having 2 chicks is better than no chicks.
BaskenRobin 2
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You're clearly not doing your job properly and thus her need to go to a female to get the job done by someone who does.
Lennsik 4
OP, really sucks for you, man. Cheating is cheating, no matter how you wrap it up and put a bow on it. Best you just dump her, she seems far too thick in the head to understand much anyways.
stfuitscindeeeh9 3
I second this.
texaschick48 1
I'm glad you realize that this is wrong. I agree with you one hundred percent!