Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, I was running late for school and accidentally ran a red light and got pulled over. I couldn't find the registration and was freaking out, when the cop told me that he wouldn't give me a ticket if he could give me some advice. His advice? Don't wear your shirt inside-out. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop and got slammed with a ticket for expired tabs on my motorcycle. The DMV was literally across the street. I was heading there to get new tabs. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me 2 tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
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andrewzzz 0
"with hands that shaky i have an idea on how you can get out of this ticket"
mk58 31
Hmmm, which equipment was he referring to???
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mk58 31
Hmmm, which equipment was he referring to???
Catie13 0
he was refering to the sticker....dumb ass loljk
mk58 31
Lmao. I was joking, making a side reference to his penis.
iLazy 0
I thought penis is referred as tool!
andrewzzz 0
"with hands that shaky i have an idea on how you can get out of this ticket"
mk58 31
There are actually quite a lot of words used to refer to penises.
andrewzzz 0
i think dong is the funniest one
abeastmuffin 1
naw it's Wang for sure
i_love_grrr 0
i like trouser snake the best!!! lol
pertained 12
his brain
ydi_4_suking 20
ha trouser snake. ive tripped over my trouser snake a few times. its a third leg for me
slantyshanty 7
I was thinking the same.
jonnyapples 7
he also said "I was pulled by a cop" lol
Chunkylover76 4
Any else notice he left out the "over" in "pulled over"? Now it just looks like he was getting "pulled by a cop" who gave him a ticket because he didn't like his "equipment"!! The typo makes it even worse!!
Docbee 11
i like "little head" the best
poy2x 0
third leg is also one
DboyCorleone 0
There's also yogurt slinger and pedro. I prefer mine to be called el presidente
skidoo800HO 2
Why is there a conversation about penis nicknames?
T3P33_fml 0
I like shlong too. but brain would also work (If women say men only think with their penis, would she be ofended if I ask her to blow my mind?)
FunwithBumperCar 0
Panini is my favorite that and black mamba
sarahoxox 1
double barreled ****** destroyer. best. ever.
ydi_4_suking 20
haha those names are funny. and to hold mine in i wear a banana hammock. or ill walk around naked and let my dick and balls do the balls and johnson dance going side to side making a swoosh noise
bubblesandbeatle 0
I know someone named Harry Dong..
Nitial 6
I think the Tony Hawk's brother one, Mike Hawk, is the funniest one.
Emce 0
I have shaky hands as well, looks really bad around cops.
ImaWiseGuy 5
woooo sawww ************, woooo sawww.....
marmlr339 14
YDI for not having it on already!
corrinaswan 0
thts wht I was thinkin
hihi1212 1
me to!
CryMoreFMLs 15
Not me
Bellacanfixit 2
You should've had it on already. Although I understand, I get nervous around around cops too.
jennifer93 0
You should've just asked if he could do it since you must have been quite obviously shaking
LaL26 4
you made my day ! :D
BaskenRobin 2
Those stickers arn't easy to rip if they ar like the ones I have. Must kill the steroid use OP maybe you will stop shaking too.
bzett 0
HA!
muhaidib 2
You're lucky he didn't holding you in for thinking you're on drugs...
JoshK9030 0
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