Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I spent most of my morning comforting the guy I love because his fiancée dumped him for some other guy. He continuously told me I had no clue that kind of pain he was in. He dumped me three years ago for the girl that just left him. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Time to bail
Today, I spent several hours consoling my crying girlfriend. Why was she crying? She had been told to stop 'leading on' a guy at work who has a crush on her. Worse yet, she has a crush on him, thus the crying. Worse still, this isn't the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Keep your enemies closer
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Just good friends
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Makes sense
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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Anonanimal 0
why? you shoulda just dumped her yourself!
ande92tt 0
You're an idiot!
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Comments (269)
Anonanimal 0
why? you shoulda just dumped her yourself!
Mirequetz 6
Some guys are just doormats. You deserve her if you're that stupid.
BenignScientists 0
FYL ... for consoling her instead of making it a two-for-one special?
caleanator 0
I dated a girl she cheated on me twice wile i was gone a gave her more chances and she cheated on me 5 times THAT i know about so fMl
Poke_my_mon 0
Well YDI for being such a ponty and taking her back then, idiot.
patrickhb 0
Ponty?
dan81892 2
cue the sound of a whip cracking
missshortstack 0
agreed. why would you console her for cheating on you. she'll know she can walk all over you anytime she wants now.
iGreen_Day 0
2 for 1 special... WIN! :D Anyway, did the OP get held at gunpoint or something? That's despicable (sp), hav some respect for yourself.
_chyby_ 0
OP grow a pair!
CDS09 0
wow, OP is a baby-back-bitch. Grow some balls and develop some self respect.
maxv_15 0
you are the biggest pussy there ever was
Dahlia_F 0
YER BEIN A PUSSAY!!
Rakayum 0
i dont understand...
ppsh41 0
i had something similar happen to me but i was consoling her over her rejection from the boy she dumped me for
dudeitsdanny 10
I'm sorry but you should have gone ahead and finished ******* her over.
TheMeow 0
well he could have been consoling her because he's a nice person? seriously guys ever think that if you love someone it hurts you if they're hurt... even if they had done something bad to you in the past... it doesn't mean he is going to stay/get back with her, just comforting her?
bigcac 0
ydi for being stupid
Chopperman_fml 0
YDI for not making her MORE sad by dumping her then and there. Cheaters deserve to be miserable.
LordAlexTrebek 0
You are a disgrace to the male gender.
jfiander 0
Some guys just think all girls are out to get us, and if they make one (albeit huge) mistake they deserve to be left in the dust. Clearly, these kinds of guys haven't found real love yet.
Brittaneyyy 0
**** that bitch you should of dumped he'd while she's still crying how can that not be any more ovious
mortiz91_fml 6
totally agree with you!
mortiz91_fml 6
i mean...i agree with TheMeow :)
B47m4n 0
i agree with 22, grow sum damn balls and dump her ass
Miooow 16
Be the next one to dump her, see if she's as sad as she is now!
ande92tt 0
You're an idiot!
brutallyhonest24 0
agreed!, he should have been making fun of her i mean common, only a idiot would do what he just did
redbluegreen 41
Making fun of her wouldn't fix anything though. Just because someone does something bad doesn't mean you should or have the right to make fun of them. Ever heard 'two wrongs don't make a right'? I'm glad the OP was able to be the better person, even though the idea is horrid and awful. He does need to move on though and find someone who is equally caring of him as he is to them.
Ryuu66 7
actually two wrongs does make a right............well in my book
noName123456 0
no two wrongs dont make a right but 3 lefts do
Rach_star 0
Why would you do that?!!? YDI
machete_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
totally weird, but I'm kinda with you on this one
SandiRainbowFish 20
Totally weird, but if my boyfriend cheated on me and then got dumped by that girl, I'd laugh in his face and kick his ass out the door. :)
Monado 0
Don't worry, psychologist are suppose to grow up lonely.
bosshaug 0
Your an idiot
Monado 0
You're*
CopperPeony 4
With all the crappy grammar on here, you're going to correct that one?
TheLetterZero 7
Someone has to do it.
Pandasaur 0
I'm sure your heart was in the right place, but that's a little messed up. You might want to reconsider staying with her.
esquared77 0
Seriously, now she knows she can walk all over you and you'll always come crawling back.
popoman 0
You ******* ponty!!!
mortiz91_fml 6
who said he is stll with her????
Recon13x 9
OP called her "girlfriend" in the post, so it sounds like he didn't dump her, and they are, or at the time were still together.
fckaduck 0
You're stupid for consoling her. Strap on a pair.
doucheybag 0
after flipping out on the *****, i wouldve pretended i was fine with it, but then i would laugh at her and say with an insanely serious face, " its over bitch" and then dump on her face
Vagrarian 2
I try to be sympathetic, but this is absurd. "Oh, you were cheating on me? Bye!"