Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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bemylove123 9
You mean ex-girlfriend?
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Wow your girlfriends a dumb bitch.
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Comments (197)
bemylove123 9
You mean ex-girlfriend?
tellithowitis 13
That's when you dump her..
Blissfull_Sin 7
Exactly!! I hope he means his ex.. She needs to be dumped!
XxDevilxXGt 26
Tell her father about it, and then tell her to go cry to her father about losing two boyfriends, she'll be in for a surprise.
EvilPotato 15
Slap a bitch.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Well, she definitely hit the x2 score on this one.
diceplaya 12
Did anyone else notice a space before "Today" in this FML?
Vasin_fml 15
Finish Her! OP wins!
xoconnie 8
haha fail. i hope u told her to leave and go cry somewhere else! also, sorry to hear u were getting cheated on dude. that sucks :(
welandedonthemoo 5
I hope u dumped her
nava1210 12
Your girlfriend is dumb..she introduces her secret boyfriend to her father and he dumps her cause of an awkward conversation with her dad and she goes crying to you....
GoodLookingGeese 10
No no no no!!! You guys don't get it! There is nothing better then a guilty girlfriend! OP first do with her every little experiment you always wished then when you get bored - dumb her. In the meantime use her in every aspect needed. Trust me! You won't regret it, of course use protection - you never know what the bitch! might got from this asshole.. Good luck and have fun playing.
Rob777 0
**** her, then break up with her and tell her these words "Go cry to the guy you cheated on me with, OH WAIT he dumped your dumb ass too"
Choose_Wisely 5
81 - i'm going to just stay away from you. at all costs.
Choose_Wisely 5
**84
LolFMLnot 10
84 thats pure EVIL!! But i like it :D haha OP , i think you deserve much better first of all she is an idiot , she basically exposed herself -,- nw she has no bf or maybe there are 2 more left still .
TJ1991 3
98, if her toys break after the op hopefully dumps her cheating ass, perhaps she'll realise just how much of a stupid mistake she made. Oh and no, don't bang her. She's probably got an STD, who knows how many people she's slept around with.
My_Nightmare 19
One would hope
guyoholic 0
1-800-ChokeAHoe
heatcheergirl99 0
I hope u dumped her ass!
beta447 1
You sir are the god of the bro's
beautyswan 1
Lock her out
Lanceeden 12
What a dumbass. She deserves to be dumped by you too.
awagh666 14
**** her one last time before you dump her. At least you'll get some tail tonight.
Lemuel_fml 5
Haha. Karma's a bitch.
Osito2011 9
I agree with 33. Hit it and quit it
yankfan89 27
The only thing with hitting it and quitting it you don't know if she possible caught an STD from her other boyfriend
starrnao 15
#33 Yeah, you'll get tail... and possibly an STD
nava1210 12
NBA that trick
gatorsfan100 1
Smash it and dash it
bwhahaha_fml 10
Yep lock her out and let her go to the guy she's cheating with on you
irelabdlad44 0
My friend you are the reason this app needs a super like button
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Wow your girlfriends a dumb bitch.
McMike10 1
Redwings!
nollid7 5
I agree she is one dumbass bitch who shouldn't have been let in your house OP
TurdTickler4eva 0
Leave that bitch. Problem solved
Neonnight 0
I love you picture!!!!
FreshlyCut 0
The black guy??
SemperFi_23 6
I got 99 problems, left the bitch, now I have 98.
trackstar132 4
That was stupid
flagshipfail 0
Bitches be crazy.
Person1233 13
Perfect excuse to now get rid of that baggage.
IntoTheClouds 42
FYL.
crapmaster3000 19
There's a button for that, you know
lalalaski 3
I've seen one exactly like this on here before...
Savra_fml 17
Good observational skills you have there. And?....
Carbonation 0
That awkward moment when you're broken up with twice in one day...
lilly98ish 4
Lol
slushpup9696 12
That isn't awkward or in a moment.
ih82bl8 2
She came to you!? Haha, she is an idiot. Tell me u broke up with her!