Imrickar
United States
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
a single fuck
Berlin, Germany
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Anonymous
Davenport, United States
Standards
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Anonymous
Netanya, Israel
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
ponyboy
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
oink401
Canada
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Anchorage, United States
A tad insecure
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Nicko
United States
Slipped up
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
nitwit
Greece
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
Suspicious messaging
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
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El Cajon, United States
Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML
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marmlr339 14
She probably thought it'd turn you on!
Lennsik 4
OP, really sucks for you, man. Cheating is cheating, no matter how you wrap it up and put a bow on it. Best you just dump her, she seems far too thick in the head to understand much anyways.
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imnotcraZ 0
I hate to bring up this stereotype but is she blonde?
Someofthisisfunn 0
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Umm explain that one to me how is that cheating?
odexy 12
Because she ****** someone else behind his back? I really hope most of these people are trolling. Regardless of gender it HURTS having someone **** behind your back!
harbqll 0
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No she didn't. She messed around with another chick. There wasn't another penis involved, therefore not cheating.
Taipan_fml 0
So if a woman has a boyfriend or vice versa, (s)he can go make out, get naked, and do everything but have sex with someone else and it's not cheating because no sex was involved? Having sex isn't the only way to cheat.
DocBastard 40
Harbqll, that's great news for lesbians everywhere! You hear that ladies? It's only cheating if another **** is involved! You ladies are free to **** around without a care! No feelings will be hurt because it isn't cheating!! Moron.
redbluegreen 41
I'm sorry you two, but your stupidity is showing.
charliecharmande_fml 0
obviously she not ready for any type of relationship.
techweed 12
thats hot
totallyfylindeed 4
threesome?
xXMagicPandaBear 0
I don't want to be the retarded party/fantasy crasher but I know how she feels.It's better she tried to talk to him instead of dumping him (Like I prefer) on the spot.Most girls would cheat or break up because bi or gay love isn't PC in this day and age so people don't count them as real relashionships. Yeah I know how it sucks but OP it could of been ten times worst
unluckygirl86 4
PC?
ColtPlaya 0
Personal Computer?
jguglie110 3
politically correct
lolol_BKYCHO 3
That's not cheating! Wait is it?
ashleykay94 7
no one ever said op was a guy...
docscientist 10
But by judging that the girlfriend believes being with a girl is not significant and therefore isn't cheating, op seems likely to be a guy.
GeneralLeeAdyck 0
you pansy
lolatfmlss 1
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Are you serious?! there was a chance for a threesome and you blew it. Good job man..
jmarshall69 0
I agree... disappointment