sorry :/
Monroe Township, United States
Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Akron, United States
My life
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
speed-dialing dr kevorkian
Two Rivers, United States
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Anonymous
How very dare you?
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Harsh but fair
Today, I had to pick up my drunk mom at bar. While we were driving home, she thanked me over and over again, and then said, "Thank god you have no life!" FML
the only sober one
San Diego, United States
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
wtf mom
Santa Cruz, United States
Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML
Anonymous
United States
Boozehound
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
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devildog562 33
Tell her to apologize for being a useless ungrateful mother.
Welshite 40
"Yeah, I am sorry. Sorry that I had to be born to a selfish mother."
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Welshite 40
"Yeah, I am sorry. Sorry that I had to be born to a selfish mother."
Miss_Chevious 37
this is the part where OP looks solemnly at her mother and then recommends birth control next time
cheesy_wotsit 20
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devildog562 33
Tell her to apologize for being a useless ungrateful mother.
Charles900 16
Yeah, I completely agree with that.
haileyrows 26
Tell her to apologize for having you in the first place
FieldLeftBlank 20
I don't know, "I'm sorry I gave birth to you" isn't much of an improvement.
mellajella 14
"Well, mom, you should have swallowed!"
phaelnb 26
Tell her that you wish you were a bigger baby just to rip her ****** even more during birth! =D
jentrynicole 20
Well this escalated quickly...
Elesai 19
Creepy as hell, man.
EvilTurtle 35
Lol
appletreee 30
Good thing it's not your fault..
marcmaralou 15
"Drunk words are sober thoughts" To me, that's such bullshit. I doubt your mother truly meant that, but I could be wrong. Either way, I'm sorry you had to hear that, especially from a parent.
causeforalarm 6
So true! Drunk people can say some exaggerated stuff. Emotions can get wacky and intensified. Mouth diarrhea results.
appletreee 30
Good thing it's not your fault..
gintwinsmoore 20
just a poor excuse for a mother...sorry, OP.
FlyingLeumer 19
You didn't then I'm assuming
cmonger 27
According to their username they did.