Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
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Top comments
SMHsohard 22
She's apparently of the "Best defense is a good offense" school of thought. By turning the blame on to you, she's hoping to deflect it from herself.
spignona84 11
Cheating is such a norm today it's sickening
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Comments (102)
SMHsohard 22
She's apparently of the "Best defense is a good offense" school of thought. By turning the blame on to you, she's hoping to deflect it from herself.
ohcheriecherie 20
deflecting the issue is something that only cheaters do.
bigpappy7 5
#scapegoating
MrsDruidess 23
agreed, shes trying to pull blame off herself OP, meaning she is cheating, dump her! and don't listen to all these posters saying work it out, there is so working it out with a cheater unless you're married.
zBLAKEz 23
I don't think you could work it out with a cheater even if you're married. If anything, it's worse then. Getting cheated on if you're married is (I assume) more devastating than getting cheated on by a gf/bf.
toxicsauce 10
She's kind of a hypocrite, because she is accusing you back...
laughmaster 9
Well she's the one cheating, maybe her comment is half true
oreoeater 21
That's kinda the point of the FML...
xo_autumn_rose 6
Exactly...bol
more4me 27
Douchey comment on her part. Doesn't sound good , bro. Sorry ! This is not to say that she IS cheating, but I still don't like her attitude.
TheMathMajor 26
Yeah she sounds a lot like my ex who was doing the same sort of thing with one of his friends while we were long distance. He always brushed it off and said that I was just being paranoid and jealous whenever I confronted him about it. A while later I discovered that they had slept together. People are assholes
Faff 20
thanks for sharing a passage out of your diary :)
thisiscool19 14
Dump her, she deserves it.
magickitten 26
Deflection at it's finest.....
Fuaaad1994 31
Bitches be crazy
xivoricbutterfly 25
Indeed
91hayek 31
Well, if she wants to play the "You wanna know how I know you're cheating?" Game then just get out. No one wins and it becomes ridiculous when you start blaming the colour of your shirt or how you part your hair.
bearded 7
I can see it now: “You wore a purple shirt and changed your hair don’t come at me saying I’m cheating when you’re always changing your shirt colors!” lmao
joefrazier 20
Just get rid of her.
ForFudgeSake 6
Yeah! Then he won't have to cheat on her!
Adam5858 17
Stupidity,I would dump her,No worth it