Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
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Top comments
Janah_the_ENP 0
Wax it if it's so obvious it's gross. If he just realized that HEY women have light facial hair too, he's a dick.
therealsuperman 0
he's just jealous because he can't grow one
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Comments (99)
Kefka91 15
YDI. shave it.
PurplePeeps 0
Um, no. Any female openly acknowledging their prominent facial hair will always end with said female's failure. Doesn't matter the circumstances.
kill3rs 0
hahaha
PurplePeeps 0
No!! It was changed... Now I appear a damned fool...
iSCREAMMM 0
Fur growth strikes women again..
LightningLadyy 0
Hahah niiice, #7 :)
PuppiesFTW 5
#1- here we go again!
DropDead77 11
ydi shave it
Honziie 1
why would you shave it? obviously waxing is the way to go, shaving would just make it more noticeable =.=
starrs_movingIn 0
most pretty girls hve moustaches. just saying.
davidjr_saldana 0
i knew this chick that waxed over time the skin became burnt & she had a permanent stache shaving waaaaay better
schwancy 2
I feel like this women with moustaches thing is becoming an epidemic. Learn from other FMLs and wax it.
macskapingvin 0
It's not an epidemic, people are just become simultaneously more aware and less aware that this is a common situation. It's not a problem. So what if a girl has a little hair on her lip? Who lays down the rules that says theres anything wrong with that?
BahahahLOL 0
I know a girl with a hairy-ass upper lip like Piper Perablo's. Major turnoff.
unfortunate_13 5
i don't think the girl really has a moustache, the guy probably just chickened out.
dt520 4
its the hormones in the food!
MeesterMatt 3
Lazer that shit it sounds cooler and then its gone forever
FMLYAY 0
you must be Hispanic then
lancome_fml 0
or German.
yeti93 0
aaaawh;p
Johdy 0
ummm... if I may interject here... I kinda agree wit biggmike on that one... it really wasn't a racist comment women from those countries do tend to b hairier... just yesterday this Mexican lady who walked into my job had a full beard with sideburns and a unibrow... I COULD NOT stop staring
glitter354 0
Ewww. I don't blame him. Go wax that shit...or shave it or pluck it. Do something. YDI, you should have noticed something like that.
Wuhuh 0
Better pull out that razor if you want that kiss.
firefighterazz 0
wow. ever herd of shaving cream. nothing worse than kissing a girl with more facial hair than me
Janah_the_ENP 0
Wax it if it's so obvious it's gross. If he just realized that HEY women have light facial hair too, he's a dick.
macskapingvin 0
Sounds like a dick thing to say anyway, but yeah, he's slightly justified if it is obvious, but I doubt it was, or the OP wouldn't have been as surprised.
All_For_Love 0
ouch >.< wax!