Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me a "controlling, overbearing psychopath." What did I do? I found out her best friend is trying to persuade her to cheat on me and I demanded she cut her friend off. I'm better off single, I know, but it still hurts. FML
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tygerarmy 35
You mean your ex-GF?
Mossears133 15
Sheesh OP, why'd you have to go and be all selfish?! Personal feelings? Pfft
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Comments (97)
tygerarmy 35
You mean your ex-GF?
firefighter925 18
Hopefully he has the wuevos to break up with her.
Imhere4fml 24
His username says it all guys
FlyingPie 17
*huevos
firefighter925 18
#27 gracias
fareith 15
Psycho bitch alert!
fylx100 19
Hispano hablantes uníos!
jramirez16 9
Unidos* hehe
SarahAlleen 8
#27 Huevos are eggs. Juevos are balls. ><
Jacobkal 8
Ex girlfriend*
oj101 33
I believe that was already established in tygerarmy's comment above.
eddeeezzyy 19
Why is 2 getting thumbed down? His and 1's comment were posted at the same exact ******* time. Give him a break, shit.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
The only break I ever got was when I bought that Kat-Kat bar..
ositoakaluis 16
nah twix is better it pauses time till you know what you're suppose to do
jramirez16 9
Remind me to only go on fml while at the grocery store.
Codezlol 21
Hey 51, only sign onto fml while in a grocery store. There, my good deed for the day is complete.
jramirez16 9
I STAY signed on. I just Go into the app lol but whatever ill just put it your way next time since I seem to be having a thumbs down spree in here. I think I was better off when I would just read, laugh n "sign out" lol
Codezlol 21
I thumbed you up for what it's worth :D
jramirez16 9
See what I mean. I must not be very likeable lol. Good thing nobody knows me here so I'm gonna keep speaking my mind :)
jramirez16 9
And thanks btw. I returned the favor :)
Mossears133 15
Sheesh OP, why'd you have to go and be all selfish?! Personal feelings? Pfft
fymother 13
"Oh I'm sorry, it isn't about 'me'; it's about 'us.' As in 'OUR relationship' is over."
MichaelT17 9
Better if you just break up
dakatabg 31
That's the right way
Paco_el_Taco 17
Classic deflection method. Blow through that shit and let her have it.
VannahJane 17
You can do better OP!
blankjack 6
How do you know?
MichaelT17 9
You can do better than that you deserve better
AnthonyWheeler15 24
Just end it man, move on to someone more appreciative.
epic13 12
What a ****.
rossdavids 16
OP you are just so selfish, let her have her fun that's all that matters Note: sarcasm