Imrickar
United States
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
a single fuck
Berlin, Germany
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Anonymous
Davenport, United States
Standards
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Anonymous
Netanya, Israel
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
ponyboy
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
oink401
Canada
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Anchorage, United States
A tad insecure
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Nicko
United States
Slipped up
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
nitwit
Greece
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
Suspicious messaging
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
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El Cajon, United States
Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML
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marmlr339 14
She probably thought it'd turn you on!
Lennsik 4
OP, really sucks for you, man. Cheating is cheating, no matter how you wrap it up and put a bow on it. Best you just dump her, she seems far too thick in the head to understand much anyways.
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Diogi4363 0
this guy needs a life lesson, when you see a woman (or in your case two) and an opportunity don't screw the opportunity
cambam707 3
dude. really?
squishy01 0
Ask for a Threesome. ;)
lalallamas 0
sounds like brittany from glee...
Barney_Rubble_75 0
life's too short to deal with a headcase like that. break up. move on. don't do the threesome thing. sounds exotic but there'll be no satisfaction long-term. go find a nice girl.
failureoption1 0
stop thinking with your top brain for a bit and switch on the testosterone! she wants to bring a friend, just be glad it's not a dude with a larger member than you!
momo1972 3
knock knock knock.....guess who that is....opportunity
baldou16 0
it's actually a 3 some
onceuponapenis 0
you shouldn't be upset just let her know that if she's going to do that, tha you need to be a part of it...come on OP think outside the cocks!
nardasilva 0
please don't let these ppl get into your head!! it is WRONG weather you want to accept it or not!!
texaschick48 1
i completely agree with you!