Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Standards
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
A tad insecure
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Slipped up
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Suspicious messaging
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML
Top comments
marmlr339 14
She probably thought it'd turn you on!
Lennsik 4
OP, really sucks for you, man. Cheating is cheating, no matter how you wrap it up and put a bow on it. Best you just dump her, she seems far too thick in the head to understand much anyways.
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Comments (191)
SnailJamsss 6
cheater cheater.
ThatRobbieKid 0
pumpkin eater.
Predental 5
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I don't see any problems at all. on the other hand, are you retarded?
endlessman 0
says the dude with his profile pic in derp mode
ColtPlaya 0
^ Says the dude sitting on radioactive waste.
laden_swallow09 35
^ That's only because his ass is so comfortable!! See wut I did, thar? :D
lvnicholas 0
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if my husband would let me, I'd sleep with a girl too! every girl should have a girlfriend
moondogg74 1
lovablescar u should join me and my wife.
ilikeemsmall 4
Unless you think a relationship is strictly for sex, then it IS cheating. If you think it's not cheating then the guy should be able to pick up a chick/dude on the side so he can "explore his sexuality" as well. I think it's just a lame excuse to do whatever she wants.
lvnicholas 0
that's because you " like em small "... look at your screen name! ha anybody knows 3 is better than 2!
RyanX92 0
it is but if the other girl digs you too date her so everyone is dating everyone it's pretty fun lol
Jake2195 0
that's a good thing in my boom
corrinaswan 0
lol dude that's every guys dream threesome two chicks u scored!!! lol u must be doing something wrong she cheated on u with it girl it's really sad if they had sex but tht sucks sorry man
docscientist 10
There must be something wrong with op? God that's moronic. You don't have to do things incorrectly for someone to cheat on you.
dirtybirrrd 0
it's not cheating....it's extremely hot tho...
yummycupcakegirl 0
Didn't that turn u on for a threesome? :)