Imrickar
United States
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
a single fuck
Berlin, Germany
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Anonymous
Davenport, United States
Standards
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Anonymous
Netanya, Israel
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
ponyboy
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
oink401
Canada
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Anchorage, United States
A tad insecure
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Nicko
United States
Slipped up
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
nitwit
Greece
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
Suspicious messaging
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
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El Cajon, United States
Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML
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marmlr339 14
She probably thought it'd turn you on!
Lennsik 4
OP, really sucks for you, man. Cheating is cheating, no matter how you wrap it up and put a bow on it. Best you just dump her, she seems far too thick in the head to understand much anyways.
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thatsucks2983 0
Been there
anorexicbarbie 8
This is cheating, I don't understand why people are calling the OP retarded.
texaschick48 1
agree
xNakedMuffinsx 0
In response to #60 - Why does he automaticaly have to just "respect her" regardless of the circumstances? Not everyone HAS to be open-minded about everything, and people are entitled to living according to their own morals. She obviously didn't respect him or the relationship enough to be faithful, and if she was sexually confused, she should have RESPECTED him enough to explore her feelings without cheating. To the person who claims it isn't cheating without penetration - Would you be accepting of your girlfriend making out/giving out Beejs/or touching her body as long as he doesn't put his penis inside of her? Probably not. Not everyone wants to have a threesome, and just cause she's messing with a girl means that is what she wants either. To some people, having ONE significant other is a lot more meaningful than stereotyping bi-sexuality as an open invitation to unlimited and guilt free threesomes...
WildInTheStreets 5
what is wrong with that?
WildInTheStreets 5
i mean if she's bi let her do what she wants. but then if she does stuff with another guy, then it would be considered cheating.
khaya 9
I pray everyday to be in the situation you are in now.
ressespieces122 0
is she retarded wow you really know how to pick them
sloy1975 10
@ #111, I AGREE
xNakedMuffinsx 0
The day my boyfriend is down for a threesome with another guy, will be the day he gets to have a threesome with me and another girl. The day that he can comfortably watch another man put his hands on my body and not want to skin him alive, will be the day that I will agree with society that 2 girls being together is an automatic turn-on...Yeah, NEVER gonna happen. He can have his fantasies, but he knows I make a valid point.
Deverz 10
dude, don't complain take advantage