Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Who the **** are you?
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
Keep your enemies closer
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
What the F, lady?
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
A tad insecure
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Suspicious messaging
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
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TotallyAradical 14
Explain it to her. Maybe it'll add up for her.
Pleonasm 36
You were staring too hard at her curves; your graph was tending towards +infinity and your girlfriend saw it. I wouldn't count on things going any better without a well caluclated apology. If she still hasn't forgiven you after you get to the root of this misunderstanding, then this is a bad sine for your relationship
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TotallyAradical 14
Explain it to her. Maybe it'll add up for her.
Pleonasm 36
It's time for her girlfriend to get real and stop acting square. These accusations are just plane unacceptable and quite simply ab-Surd
Imhere4fml 24
Exactly, get her to be positive rather then negative about this.
kay71095 9
17- for some odd reason, your face really bothers me.
priceyfml 7
25- your comment bothers me
mansen 15
tell her that it is a prime example jumping to conclusions, and she shouldn't go off on a tangent about cheating. There are many derivatives to what one sees and can interpret but a person can have their limits to what they will put up with.....ok....I'm done...*head clutch of remembered pain*
vehementbitch 4
She shouldve just asked who she was instead of making a big scene!
TheNewGuy03 29
I can't help but to cosine all of this.
Stefanie88 24
I love you 51.
Kkkdawg 27
25-Um, ****? Your face ******* bothers me. Pleo's cute. You're just...bleh.
boarderlyne17 8
52 -- WHOOOOSH!!!! Hear that? It's the sound of this entire thread flying miles and miles above your head...
sig4life 18
Here we go Agon. #72, that was mighty Factorial
Srs_business 7
This whole pun thread seems a little bit derivative.
Pstraka6 20
She seems a bit out of tune. Not only should someone not jump to conclusions immediately, but making a scene is just as childish. I know from experience, hopefully this is fhe first and last time this happens!
mk58 31
So let me get this straight: once you're in a relationship, you're not allowed to speak to any girls at all? And just because you spoke to one, that automatically means you're cheating? Smh.
akiahara 14
Yes.
spekledworf 18
That's how my psycho ex was. He called me a cheating ***** for texting my supervisor and asking if the schedule is up. He then threatened to come into work and cause a scene.
sens3sfailing 25
Wow, I don't know how some guys get like that. I could never be with a girl I don't trust around a bunch of guys I dont know. I'm not the jealous type because I'm a person who trusts my partner and doesn't look for complaints.
XxDevilxXGt 26
Once you explain it was your tutor, everything should be inte-grate.
oj101 33
OP should tell the girlfriend that she should i (to π): which is to be rational π (to i): and to get real
Pleonasm 36
You were staring too hard at her curves; your graph was tending towards +infinity and your girlfriend saw it. I wouldn't count on things going any better without a well caluclated apology. If she still hasn't forgiven you after you get to the root of this misunderstanding, then this is a bad sine for your relationship
UberNova 18
I agree, if she cannot differentiate cheating from tutoring then you need to evaluate your relationship. Otherwise you will just be stuck at a stationary point, if she can't integrate to the situation then you might just need to talk with respect to her behaviour. The derivative could be a previous issue with an x-boyfriend that she never solved. If it doesn't function after this then you need to sum your relationship, and find someone with less parameters. Otherwise, get her to understand the magnitude of her actions on direction of your relationship and that it is imaginary that you would cheat because of your moral boundaries. She must expect a proprtional-bound relationship.
Aloyese 11
Yeah.. I don't think his pun needed yours 28.
Pleonasm 36
I didn't copyright punning.
thats_my_job 11
It was punny enough to keep me reading after the first two lines. I thought it was a nice follow-up.
mk58 31
I love it when people are punny. No need to hate on it, 32.
firethief21 4
if OP didnt explain to her he had a female tutor he deserves it. if your in a relationship that long you would think it right to let your partner know ahead of time so this doesnt happen
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
That does not justify making a huge public scene. What is she, 12?
TheDrifter 24
So OP should identify and provide justification to his girlfriend before he speaks to, or accepts help from a female? Isn't that just a little excessive?
thats_my_job 11
Also, OP may have been embarrassed to need a tutor and didn't want to say anything to his girlfriend.
Zomg_Okay 27
5 - If your significant other needs detailed information on where you are and who you are with like that, any sane person's advice would be start running.
Iknoweverything 29
If OP's girlfriend has so little faith in OP that she needs to accuse him of cheating when she saw him with a woman... IN PUBLIC, STUDYING MATH, then she has no right to be dating. The VERY LEAST she could have done was introduce herself, maybe ask about it. (In a NICE way, not a "omghe'scheating" type way. NOBODY deserves this, male or female. If you can't trust someone, you shouldn't date them.
happle 21
If he's embarrassed about needing a tutor he needs to grow up. I have a physics tutor and I'm not ashamed.
TheDrifter 24
Perhaps he's taking a remedial class? Failing grades are (correctly or not) associated with low intelligence, which comes with a heavy social stigma in most social circles.
JanisEvans 10
What? Why? That's stupid. Does he have to announce female lecturers, too?
SunAndMoon427 12
If it makes you feel better 5, I understood what you meant. I think what they were trying to say is sometimes, things can look worse than they are if they haven't already been mentioned ahead of time. My bf and I have a relationship where we share everything like that so it can't be misconstrued as purposely keeping something from the other which is way worse than just mentioning, "hey, I got a new math tutor, her name is ______, I just wanted you to know." That way, she knows about the tutor so she won't jump to conclusions which can make people do some pretty dumb stuff.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
Honestly I don't think nine months is that long, maybe that's just me. Besides you'd think his girl friend would have enough trust in him to not immediately assume he's cheating, or to at least bring it up quietly in private if it's truly bothering her. Communication is a fantastic thing.
Kiki242 19
So insecure.
99megster 15
If she does stuff like that often, then I would get out while you can O.o However she could also just be extra sensitive and emotional if she's on her period or something like that in which case you should just reassure her that you're not cheating and you love her :) i know when I'm on my period, I can get upset over the smallest things...
thats_my_job 11
I pitty your significant other then. PMS is no excuse, that's why there's Midol and hot water bottles. It's unnecessary to terrorize your friends and family as women have suffered periods forever and its not like you're the first.
dawnimus 21
To be fair, hormonal imbalances cause irrational behaviour. Some people have worse imbalances during their period than others and so will react differently. Not condoning the gf's behaviour, but some people have it seriously rough with PMS.
JanisEvans 10
The cramps vs. the hormonal imbalance... See the difference? Try again.
akiahara 14
Sounds like the beginning of a bad porno to me.
BjgUsername 12
What **** do you watch that features a crazy bitch girlfriend? Or are you referring to the calculus tutor in the library? Though that too is a long shot
akiahara 14
A math tutor and a library sounds like a potential softcore, Cinemax special to me.
TheDrifter 24
Banging the tutor, good call. Beauty is a light switch away, but stupid is forever.
hawright 13
Well you know as well as I do what happens when you drink and derive.