Imrickar
United States
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
a single fuck
Berlin, Germany
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Anonymous
Davenport, United States
Standards
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Anonymous
Netanya, Israel
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
ponyboy
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
oink401
Canada
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Anchorage, United States
A tad insecure
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Nicko
United States
Slipped up
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
nitwit
Greece
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
Suspicious messaging
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
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El Cajon, United States
Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML
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marmlr339 14
She probably thought it'd turn you on!
Lennsik 4
OP, really sucks for you, man. Cheating is cheating, no matter how you wrap it up and put a bow on it. Best you just dump her, she seems far too thick in the head to understand much anyways.
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Pigpen181 3
I hasn't been a problem, for me.
twilightdogstar 1
I have a deal with my boyfriend that I can sleep with a girl, and as long as he gets to watch it isn't cheating. I'm straight, but it's good to have options, right?
The_Voytek_Bear 14
Why then?
JawneeG 0
it's cheating, unless she filmed it.
czonstka 0
fun to watch!!!
Maggielila 0
I'm happy that at least you recognize lesbian sex and intimate and personal as well, rather than some superficial exploration session. Good job man! Yes, she cheated.
perdix 31
No, it isn't . . . duh, bi-WINNING!
casaco 0
blowin 7 gram rocks
RobinDiekmann 0
It's cheating, unless you get to join ;)
mzfoxy31 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's NOT cheating!!!! >=|
docscientist 10
Yeah, it is. She's screwing around with someone behind his back. I guess that means guys can **** around with other girls then as long as their penis doesn't touch the ******.
similies06 0
you're an idiot and probably one of the dumb bimbos who this would need explaining to. if you are in a relationship, and you have sexual relations with ANYONE who is not your significant other, it is cheating. you are the reason that girls look stupid.
redbluegreen 41
Unless they have agreed to an open relationship, it's cheating.
Pigpen181 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ok, let me explain a little. if you respect her and her choices in combination with some open mindedness. your life won't be as boring. Put your insecurities aside and live a little.
Lehk 9
her choices to be a cheating *****?
Taipan_fml 0
Not wanting to share your significant other with anyone sexually does not make you "insecure." And plenty of couples in monogamous relationships "live a little" by being comfortable enough with each other to experiment (without having to introduce a third party). Being bi does not give you the right to cheat. If you simply must have sex with both genders, be single rather than attached and cheating.