Imrickar
United States
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
a single fuck
Berlin, Germany
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Anonymous
Davenport, United States
Standards
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Anonymous
Netanya, Israel
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
ponyboy
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
oink401
Canada
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Anchorage, United States
A tad insecure
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Nicko
United States
Slipped up
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
nitwit
Greece
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
Suspicious messaging
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
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El Cajon, United States
Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML
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marmlr339 14
She probably thought it'd turn you on!
Lennsik 4
OP, really sucks for you, man. Cheating is cheating, no matter how you wrap it up and put a bow on it. Best you just dump her, she seems far too thick in the head to understand much anyways.
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bischkeboy 3
she probably just did it to get back at you for ******* around with other dudes. now you know what it feels like. but seriously. threesome is the only thing you can do now.
smlz4me 1
welcome to bitchville pop.: bischkeboy
texaschick48 1
it is cheating and I completely agree with you on this. break up with her and no matter what anybody says about this, you're a real man if you don't take advantage of this and you handle it like an adult.
igorwn 3
u guys gotta learn how to have fun in life
Taipan_fml 0
THANK YOU lalalady! So many people get mad when people judge them for "having fun" by doing drugs, drinking til they black out, and sleeping with everything. Then they turn around and say that EVERYONE'S idea of fun should be the same as theirs and judge them if it's not.
texaschick48 1
I'm not saying anything against him having fun. but since he posted this it doesn't sound like he's wanting sex right now, it sounds like he's wanting some help and advice for this situation. i'm saying that if he was a smart guy he wouldn't be stooping to an idiots level.
iLazy 0
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So she has a sexuality confusion. Just let her be and perhaps try to enjoy full benefits. If she says she is a lesbian and wants a sperm donor, you contribute yours but constantly give some birth control as well
zenti 2
If she's confused, then she could take a break from him and then explore all she wants. It's not fair to date two people at once when one person doesn't want that.
danderman 1
18- you are a prime example of where birth control should have been used... dumbass!
bnvc 0
men are failing.
laden_swallow09 35
Women are failing
jessecax 0
it is..? oh shit..
nardasilva 0
please don't let these ppl get in to your head! it is wrong weather you want to except it or not..
puddy_fml 0
whether*** accept***
PimpDaddyB 0
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Your a horrible boyfriend
lottso88 4
says PimpDaddyB
jessecax 0
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dude. seriously? cherish this moment! ever hear of a threesome? just think it over..
0opsie 6
How dare the OP have feelings and not want his girlfriend having sex with someone else. /sarcasm
pheable 8
I second that
izzym11 1
hahahahahahahha lmao