Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
To each his own
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
I am sexy
Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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kwt2007 2
hope you used protection
dudeitsdanny 10
Umm.. Well, here's the solution: Don't. You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.
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Comments (228)
misomalu 0
I'm a juggle and I would even be shammed by that
rawrxrawrx11 6
And whats wrong with a juggalo? Nothing. At all. Were perfectly fine human beings.
psycho15 0
whoop whoop an by the way its not all bout icp u got blaze twiztid dark lotus we all family! aint no gang aint no bitchz crazy ass **** ill rip ur head off lol:) forreal juggalo is best sex in the world :) much clown love to all my fam!!!
juggalopirate 0
just because thee are ppl who listen to music that YOU don't like ya gotta hate an call names an shit **** all you mutha *******
hatchet_lette 0
Ok first of all..**** a giggolo. Ain't no body gives a ****! Second of all, stop your prejudice add bullshit against juggalos. You don't kno us n you don't know what we about. I'm a juggalette n I'm proud of it cuz at least I know I got people to stand behind me!
andilovehim 14
There is nothing wrong with juggalos. I am a juggalette and some of the best sex I've had was with a juggalo. Whoop Whoop to the lucky fam who get laid. MMFWCL
alexFYL 11
Is this some kind of incest cult? If you're all family and it looks like ya'll date each other...
birdfreak 24
WTF is a juggalo?
ghashlycrumbs 8
I fail to see how that's not your fault.
littlefootpimpin 0
ya musta Neva had a juggalo between ya thighs ;D
taken_040509 0
that would be a wigger. us juggalos/ juggalette dont wear our clown makeup to make us feel pretty. we wear it as a symbol of who we are. wy do preps wear name brand clothing..... because they feel that thats how they should express who they are
WykdLette4lyf 3
whoopwhoop