Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
To each his own
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
I am sexy
Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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kwt2007 2
hope you used protection
dudeitsdanny 10
Umm.. Well, here's the solution: Don't. You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.
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sparklethelette 6
I have sex with my juggalo every day and I wouldn't have it any other way. were a whole different breed of folk. "you musta never had a juggalo between ur theighs." mmfcl
A7xPenguin 0
you spelled thighs wrong....just sayin'
nina21194 12
WHOOP WHOOP! love for ICP AND JUGGALOS EVERYWHERE!
Caem92 3
Hey, this isn't a FML at all. The best sex of my life has been with a juggalo! You should've enjoyed it and not been worried about other stuff... you're stupid for caring, and for not enjoying what was probably great sex
angryoriental 0
pics or it didn't happen. was he all painted up whilst you two were doing the deed?
suchis_life 0
you guys are stupid, a juggalo is a member of a "family" started by the band insane clown posse and twizted. they usually wear facepaint and are into the" darker" side of things, believing no one cares for them or looks after them. though many of them are insane, some are normal people
OrgasmicBunnies 9
You're dead wrong there buddy. Get your facts right before you post something about a group you have never known. first off you don't need to be family to be a Juggalo. If you listen to their music and get a positive vibe from it. We don't believe no one cares for us, and we don't look into the darker side of things. most of us are very nice people. I have read through these comments and seen many nice Juggalo's and Juggalette's who break the stereotypes of us being "half brained" and terrible people. Many of us are normal, and few are insane, and those insane ones give the family a bad name.
psycho15 0
alright so ima juggalette i rock the face paint not make up my boyfreind is a juggalo we have a child together that a juggslo so that whole dumb sperm thing na aint true second it not bout what they look like or were its bout the music they ARE christian shaggy got big ass cross on his back they aint on meth they dont always wear face paint an a juggalo is someone mysterious no one knows much bout there down with there homies there down with the music there crazy as ****! and there not emo there adults that make money in a fun way an been doin it for years there not prostitutes there married and shaggy and monoxide are sexy as hell!!! sex with a juggalo is the best sex ever
tweetbaby14 18
what the hell are you trying to say?
yarbles 3
No no you're pretty dumb
AmberGale13 0
what do u think a juggalo is?
nina21194 12
family :)
ashleecole18 0
for those of you that obviously don't know a juggalo and/or juggalette is a hard core fan of ICP (insane clown posse)
OrgasmicBunnies 9
you obviously don't know that you don't need to be a hardcore fan to be a Juggalo.
Jaydawgmarine 0
ok **** you ima juggalo what the hells wrong with us? besides your the one who agreed to do it so dont blame it on him take responsibility for your own actions. and somebody PLEASE answer the question what the ***** wrong with juggalos
BigOrca 2
I would do it with you for free.