Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
To each his own
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
I am sexy
Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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kwt2007 2
hope you used protection
dudeitsdanny 10
Umm.. Well, here's the solution: Don't. You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.
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cassycrazy 0
I'm a juggalette and I take that very offensive so all of you need to **** off
JokerJohn7 0
********** next time....you don't want to accidentally reproduce that shit
WeooBeans 14
You willingly slept with him. Get over it.
bwkfreak0423 0
and your problem is?
jennjenn19 2
Everyone on here needs to grow up, stop hating on each other, and act like civilized human beings! Juggalos are just people, like everyone else. Some are in gangs, some have PhDs, I know a couple that make more money than half of all you people talking crap. It's the same as any other mass group of people... you are going to get your idiots, educated, gangsters, haters, and any other label you want to throw out there. but guess what? you don't see us snooping out every post that has prep or emo, or whatever your label is, and filling it with hatred. So why do all of you make it your sole purpose to hunt us down and treat us with disrespect? juggalos are all about anti-bigotry, and if they are true juggalos, your snide, ignorant, and hatefilled remarks will do nothing but make you look bad. enjoy being a bully, one of these days you will come face to face with the real judge and when your past is filled with hatred and bigotry, why should you get forgiveness? just know this, I DO forgive you, hope god will...
alexFYL 11
" So why do all of you make it your sole purpose to hunt us down and treat us with disrespect? " This website isn't even about juggalos or ICP-haters so I'm not sure where you got your information from or where you think you are. This is fmylife.com where we judge other people and their situations. You are currently situated on a depressing post about having sex with a juggalo. Look elsewhere if you would not like to hear about people who think juggalos are silly.
Magnimus 4
Ok, so as much as I dislike Tila Tequila and her crap music, are you gonna tell me that her being battered by beer bottles at a concert was justified? Because that was done by juggalos. As stupid as it was for her to not get off the stage as soon as people started booing, it was not justified to perpetrate violence on her. That girl is like what? 130 lbs. soaking wet. Anybody who ever admits to being a juggalo and is within attack range of me is getting their ass kicked into a rip in the time space continuum.
Magnimus 4
BTW, magnets don't work by magic, dumbass.
jennjenn19 2
no I'm not. what happened there was wrong but as I've said, there are bad people in every group of people. they had no right to do that but you have no right to judge juggalos by what a couple of a-hole juggalos did. not all preps are snobs, not all emos cut themselves and not all juggalos commit hate crimes!
jennjenn19 2
all I'm saying is that when someone says anything about juggalos, people start talking crap because they think they are all big and bad. it gets old. ooh she had sex with a juggalo, well she must not have thought juggalos were that bad to sleep with him in the first place! and I know what website this is thank you, I just don't approve of people turning it in to a juggalo bashing!
ohthatgirl 0
haha lol
MarthaFocker 0
What a waste.
mattstive 0
juggaho!!!
nightwolf86 7
and what is wrong with juggalos?
shattered567 0
Uh its jiggalo not juggalo ur stupid