lyfisdyno
Malvern, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
kiwi
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Backhanded
Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML
briiiiiiii123
Buffalo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
You tried
Today, my boyfriend and I had 'car sex'. It sucked and resulted in him masturbating into a McDonald's bag. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
notsohappy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Anonymous
Gloucester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
First time
Today, I had sex for the first time. I realised that I was more satisfied by last night's dinner. FML
forewhatnow
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Downhill from here
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
stillkindahorny
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
pchis4ever
United States
What are the odds?
Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML
Anonymous
Reserved
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
confusedcatlover
London, United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
Top comments
Wizardo 34
Was it finger lickin' good though? If not you should turn on the damn lights next time...
bellydancer82 15
I feel like too much of this story is missing....
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Comments (184)
Wizardo 34
Was it finger lickin' good though? If not you should turn on the damn lights next time...
fml121785 14
I think OP took the whole "men in uniform are hot" phrase a bit too far... It's not just ANY uniform, especially fast food chain ones! Yikes!
DFresh503 8
I assume the light was on, as OP saw the uniforms hat... Damn **** has the nerve to get the one piece special and complain on how the employee was dressed. I'll need understand them...
\ 28
I bet the smell was more arousing than the deed itself.
wallandpiece 16
Why is she a ****?
TheCaramelKing 11
She can't lick her fingers if she's licking something else.
angeluv_2014 22
Uhm where's the FML in this?? I think it's delightfully sexual and kinky and fun ;D
fml121785 14
That's just gross! I wouldn't be licking Mr.KFC man anywhere.... That's how she's gonna get salmonella!
fml121785 14
Never thought as salmonella as an S.T.D., but I guess it could be in this case... *shudders*
cynthiastarz 10
Lmfao
bellydancer82 15
I feel like too much of this story is missing....
ViRepz 28
She didn't have enough money for her Zinger Burger meal..... ;)
micha090 21
This fml needs follow up.
KawaiiCupcake 14
I'm thinking OP called KFC to deliver her chicken... But end up doing it.... F her life for choosing to screw the KFC delivery guy T_T
goose12321 11
What's there to know? OP is a tramp with no self respect that'll sleep with anyone.
fallslikedominos 10
I didn't know KFC delivered. .
vegas_jose 18
Did he give you the Colonels' special blend?
thatonegirlnic 10
If you would do that for KFC, what would you do for a Klondike bar?
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
She'd probably have sex with the guy who mows her lawn...
gc327072 31
22- …ON THE LAWN!
Misswildsides 22
While mowing
jemiller226 13
Would you...kill a man?
mangalomelon 7
no 130, she would have sex with the guy who mows her lawn on the lawn while mowing
cosicosei 22
You have no one to blame but yourself...
JuliaaNoelle 26
Exactly. It's like she/he is asking for sympathy...
Ranimal 12
Who said they are asking sympathy? This is an FML. People post for other people's entertainment, not to seek pity.
not_a_robot 15
I always thought that while reading, this is more for entertainment, but for posting it is more of an "everyone feel bad for me" kind of thing. That would explain the FMLs that are posted by douchebags at the top of the YDI leaderboard.
Brandon2916 9
Sounds like you got the real secret blend of herbs and spices...
Caitie_kid 8
She should go after the bush's baked beans guy next.
klovemachine 24
As long as she leaves the dog alone :-)
Garagedwella 26
Heh heh colt .45 afroman reference.
iLike2Teabag 27
If only your Spanish friend taught you "pollo frito" beforehand...
Jivesliven 24
That's an old one there.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
A true gem of FML's at that.
Enslaved 38
Did you eat the bone?
bigNaKeD 9
Hahaha..... Nice
LarissaAllen 10
So many lols from this right now.
FMLkoala 28
This is the first comment from FML where I actually lol'ed
chris4u2nv5 19
Greatest comment ever!!!!!!
dravvy 7
I must have missed the drumstick special
RodzillaX 30
Please tell me he at least sent you home with a bucket of chicken...and some biscuits.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
What is wrong with you...she should also get some coleslaw as well.
Sal_G_63 5
I reckon she had a mouthful afterwards.
ShyAnn29 15
24 don't forget the mashed potatoes and gravy!
goliatron 9
Oh he gave her some gravy...believe it.