Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Absecon, United States
To each his own
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
amazed
Frisco, United States
Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML
Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
man down! man down...
Ottawa, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
Danielle
🌶️ Spicy
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
S……
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
lyfisdyno
Malvern, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
Depression...
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Top comments
kwt2007 2
hope you used protection
dudeitsdanny 10
Umm.. Well, here's the solution: Don't. You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.
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Comments (228)
peachezthelette 22
**** u u stupid ****..if I ever c u id **** ur life up
peachezthelette 22
**** all u haters..WHOOP WHOOP MMFWCL
melbadelb 0
mmfwcl?!?!
ayeniggauh123 0
what is that?
h0neyb 0
so?
gnarkill313 0
a juggalo is a fan of the INSANE CLOWN POSSE a giggalo is a male prostitute the first one Fyl the second one ydi
pYrO92583 0
WTF is wrong with juggalo and juggatletts? they are still human
bigal1135 0
wtf is wrong with juggalos. you can say whatever you want about us. none of us give a f*ck. we are all family and we have eachothers backs. whoop whoop
sparklethelette 6
zip codes, time zones, every other day a different state but the juggalo love remains the same!!
nina21194 12
FAMILY! to the juggalos!
iloveyouxx121 0
ohh..
RyanX92 0
look at the brightside nowhere to go but up now you ****** rock bottom cuz all that makes up juggalos ate nerds they get picked on so they act hard and loser dropouts going nowhere but they get together in groups to do each others makeup and act cool so at least they feel better about being no losers in numbers.
nina21194 12
know what your talking about before speaking
chelseybella 10
**** you I'm a juggalette and am currently in college with a good job. and a straight a student. so, what were you saying?
dookiedoo 0
I guess you got down with the clown.
A7xPenguin 0
ohhh 174 gett emmm!!!;)