Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
To each his own
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Top comments
kwt2007 2
hope you used protection
dudeitsdanny 10
Umm.. Well, here's the solution: Don't. You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.
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Iriz 0
Juggalo or Juggalette (the latter being feminine) is a name given to fans of Insane Clown Posse or any other Psychopathic Records hip hop group. Juggalos have developed their own idioms, slang and characteristics.. So this is the google def of Juggalo... :-/
karinzia87 0
I don't see the big deal they are just people who like that type of music. Everyone who likes them is not the same. everyone looks at anyone who likes them as being bad people and that's not the case. me and my husband love icp and twiztid. I don't see us as bad people. we have 2 kids yes we take care of them. I'm in school and my husband is in the army. no our kids don't listen to them but when they get older and want to we are fine with that. if you would really listen to icp and you can understand what they are saying maybe people wouldnt judge them anymore. you don't just need to judge people on the music they like.
khlinka 0
Perfect way of putting it :)
spez8 2
I think you mean jiggalo.
OhHeySlogan 4
Ooh, FYL but I feel you. I almost dated one once..
zembof 3
shit u deserve the up most sympathy we all feel bad for u for sure
JohnBoyFsYL 10
up most? it's 'utmost' you ******* moron.
bidsababe 1
no. a jiggalo is a male prostitute but a juggalo is a person who listens and "follows" icp!
d4m4s74 12
******* condoms, how do they work?
zembof 3
o that ecstasy
johnnie254 7
HANGOVER PART II MOMENT!!!!
wickedclownmmfwc 0
hey, every guy i've had sex with has been a Juggalo! and it has been amazing, might i say. the ones i've had, at least, know how to please a bitch (: i'm sick and tired of people bagging on Juggalos and Juggalettes, what did we do to you? if you don't like the music don't listen to it, and leave us alone! sure we have crazies and i guess that's why you all hate us, but that's like hating muslims for the terrorists! most Juggalos and Juggalettes (at least the ones i know) are funny, nice, normal people. don't hate if you don't know what you're talking about! sincerely, a wicked lette, (in all advanced classes!) (: