Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
To each his own
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
I am sexy
Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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kwt2007 2
hope you used protection
dudeitsdanny 10
Umm.. Well, here's the solution: Don't. You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.
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Comments (228)
rambozombie 0
so have I. it's a mistake.
TheRightEye 3
I laughed out loud in the middle of a library. I've had sex with one. And we still do shit when we hang out. I've never enjoyed sexual activity until I had sex with this guy, the juggalo one. xD Condoms, how do they work?
iamjennifwar 5
i guess i dont see the problem here. my boyfriend is a juggalo and hes a great guy. i guess it depends on the juggalo. but my boyfriend is a normal guy that just likes ICP. i dont know what juggalos everyones meeting but im marrying a normal guy that listens to ICP
hannahmich94 7
suck it up and deal really my boyfriend is a juggalo and i am proud to be dating him and besides to all the comments about how you couldnt get pregnant off it yes you can it isnt that bad i have been with him nearly a year and be respectful to others who may support it so really it isnt something to complain about
xtoritwiztid 0
two words: Whoop whoop! Mmfwcl. juggalos do it better baby.
iamjennifwar 5
my boyfriend is a juggalo and these comments are uncalled for so im very sorry
iamjennifwar 5
i say, your scum for not seeing whats put behind their music. they can did so much on there own to get where they are now and the most you can do is put a comment on fml. as far as i know, youre a loser that judges people for theyre looks. passion is the key.
senor_awesome 14
@ 8 a juggalo is a guy who likes icp. at least thats my understanding.
Skypinklove 0
Lol...
chelseybella 10
are you kidding? I'm a juggalette and the best sex I've ever had was with my juggalo fiancé. I hope all wicked clowns are as offended as I am.
alexFYL 11
That doesn't really count if he's your only partner you've ever been with you know. :/
chelseybella 10
I've been with a marine and a juggalo. juggalos the way to go. whoop whoop
khlinka 0
Haha my juggalo is the best in bed as well. wouldn't do it any other way :)