Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
To each his own
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
I am sexy
Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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kwt2007 2
hope you used protection
dudeitsdanny 10
Umm.. Well, here's the solution: Don't. You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.
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Comments (228)
brutal757_fml 0
Why in the world would you bring yourself that low? I'd rather have to mastrubate for the rest of my life than to do that abomination.
bleh95 0
hahaha i'm a lette and i litterally busted up laughing when i saw this....haters just waste to much time dissing people they don't even really know...damn i can't wait to tell my lo bout this XD
hatchet27 0
nothing wrong with juggalos! did you find out before or after the sex?
seanjuro 0
I think it's spelled jigallo
manson74012 0
I'm not the biggest icp fan but I still see what u mean. everyone is just so damn judgemental
MarinesLover 2
my bfs a juggalo and a marine....theres nothing wrong with them...
2008Spectra 0
And you felt the need to share this why? A juggalo is a male who listens to Insane Clown Posse.
ofernando84 4
That makes you a jugga-ho
ogdensn 0
wat is a juggalo well he ain't a phony he'll walk up an bust a nut in ya macaroni lol, u stupid my best friend is a juggao and the nicest person I've ever met and he ain't fake like everyone els in highskewl him and all my juggalos speak the truth and they got each others backs no matter what. It was your fault you were stupid and decided to have sex in the first place, I feel bad for the poor guy who nailed you
SexiAli7201 0
Its not that bad...its actually quite fun...become a lette and it will be better