Today, I went to my favorite burger joint. Upon taking the first bite of my burger, I dislocated my jaw. The employees had to call 911. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML
Today, I dislocated my shoulder. I was screaming and writhing in pain, and my eyes were shut for most of the ride to the hospital. We stopped, and I was thrilled because I thought we were at the ER. I was wrong. My dad had stopped to order a cheeseburger. FML
Today, I was violently sick. There was so much vomit forcing itself out that I dislocated my jaw. I continued throwing up with a dislocated jaw for an hour or so. FML
Today, I attended my first meeting with my bosses. For lunch we went to a restaurant. I choked on a piece of meat and couldn't breathe anymore. I had to take that piece of meat out of my throat with my fingers, and then put it back on my plate all chewed up. FML
Today, I went to a cook out and sat on a flimsy plastic chair. Halfway through my burger, the chair gave out, and I collapsed in front of everyone, still holding the burger. Someone shouted, “At least you saved the burger!” while everyone laughed. FML
Today, I attempted to conquer my fear of eating out. The very first thing I saw as soon as I got to the restaurant? An unconscious guy getting taken away by paramedics. I turned around and went straight home. FML
Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML
Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML
Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of my cheek. This happens regularly, even when I'm talking. Both my doctor and dentist have no idea why, and I'm in utter agony. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
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MidnaLink 35
How big was this burger?
fayevalentine427 3
that,for sure ,is a bigass burger
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MidnaLink 35
How big was this burger?
QueenSaru 28
Who calls 911 for that? I have a crappy jaw that clicked/got stiff and that happened to me once eating a burrito on vacation. It took about two weeks but it finally went back into place. Went to my dentist when I got home and told them what happened and they were like, "But it's back in place now right? So it's fine." Like... there was no concern that it popped out in the first place!
mas12806 24
Good way to learn to eat healthier
WeirdUS 30
I'm calling bullshit if your jaw was in that bad of shape why wouldn't you cut it? Even people that do food stunts know that and you were doing that on either a hurt jaw or you took on way more. Either way your an idiot.
grass20 3
I hope you get well.
DeeVa 7
Well, that bites!
fayevalentine427 3
that,for sure ,is a bigass burger