Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Today, while at the zoo with my boyfriend, he pointed at the howling gorillas and shouted over to me: "Hah! That's what you sound like in bed!" FML
Today, I went to park with a guy I've been infatuated for a long time. We got into his car and found a lovely lonely spot. Then he started talking about kinks, and I noticed that he had a gorilla suit in the back. FML
Today, I went to the zoo to see all of my favorite animals. When I got there, I realized they must've all been on strike or something, and refused to come out of their enclosures. FML
Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
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RichardPencil 32
The good news is if you're not having much luck with humans, there's another species that thinks you're hot!
pins91 27
Stop reposting old shit.
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Comments (12)
Mungolikecandy 19
That would not happen as to a gorilla looking you in the eye is a direct challenge it would not be aroused but become violent if you did that. If you had stated it threw something at you maybe I would believe this.
Mungolikecandy 19
Downvote if you want but it is a well known fact about gorillas and a woman was attacked in Rotterdam for looking an escaped gorilla in the eye. In fact in some zoos they provide glasses with fake eyes which look up on them so that you can look at the gorillas without upsetting them,
fullacrapallofyou 14
Well this is crap
slowhandjp 18
Who taught him wanking?
Lurker1 9
Son of a bitch stole my signature move! 😜
RichardPencil 32
The good news is if you're not having much luck with humans, there's another species that thinks you're hot!
Sady_Ct 38
Old
pins91 27
Stop reposting old shit.
ScottishSteak 3
Had too many banana's. True fact, banana's are high in sugar so for any ape, they're like sweets or energy drinks for us humans. For example a monkey given about 4 or 5, rolled on his back and started masturbating in front of the people who gave them to him. One of the many reasons they say don't feed the animals.
mfranks19891989 10
The gorilla thought you were hot You should take that as a complement
raven_of_azarath 35
Gorilla in a cage, as opposed to zoos where gorillas aren’t enclosed?