Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
To each his own
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
I am sexy
Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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kwt2007 2
hope you used protection
dudeitsdanny 10
Umm.. Well, here's the solution: Don't. You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.
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RyanX92 0
well this has just turned into a juggalo and juggaho anonymous page lol
chosha_fml 27
I do know the real meaning of juggalo, but am laughing because it sounds like you're saying 'gigalo' with a New Zealand accent. :)
Riddles66 0
F**K all y'all!! MMFCL4L! Whoop Whoop!!
Alerana 2
what`s wrong with it? =) you had sex, that`s good! =)
calebh124 0
**** you bitch! Most juggalos aren't bad people the fake ass posers who are in it just because it's brutal give us all a bad name. It's all about family and brotherhood if you'd take time to learn instead of being ignorant and asinine you might find some decent people. The sadder thing is that you choose to be that way, the juggalo you slept with should be saying FML for sleeping with such an ignorant bitch instead of you saying it
alexFYL 11
"just because it's brutal give us all a bad name." "**** you bitch!" " if you'd take time to learn instead of being ignorant and asinine" "such an ignorant bitch" Keep fightin' for the cause, buddy.
tyler907 10
there's nothing brutal about ICP, perceived or otherwise. and the only ones giving it a bad name are the two fatasses who started the whole thing.
Cef0317 0
I am a female juggalo annnnd seeing this kinda pissed me off...
chelseybella 10
right?!? **** them though! much wcl! whoop whoop, 'lette!
PoisonousJoy 1
oh the poor thing |:l
tyler907 10
****... I am truly sorry to hear that.
fgwrxfiend 11
juggalo, For the most part, an uneducated, pathetic excuse for a human being who listens to the group ICP who are bold enough to actually consider themselves musicians. People you see wearing "hatchet-man" accesories. They should not be allowed to reproduce, because that is too cruel to future generations. ICP isn't rap, it isn't metal, it isn't rap/metal, and it isn't horrorpop. There is only one way to properly categorize ICP; unnecessarily and unartfully offensive and obnoxious noise.
cola1462 0
umm i know this might sound strange but whats a juggalo?
immegan 6
what is a juggalo? let me think for a second....oh, he getts buttnaked! and he walks through the streets winking at freaks with a 2liter stuck in hes but cheeks! lol couldnt help myself:)