Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Absecon, United States
To each his own
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
man down! man down...
Ottawa, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
Danielle
🌶️ Spicy
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
S……
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
lyfisdyno
Malvern, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
Depression...
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
I am sexy
Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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kwt2007 2
hope you used protection
dudeitsdanny 10
Umm.. Well, here's the solution: Don't. You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.
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Comments (228)
mhanlon88 0
ain't nothin wrong wit juggalos been one my whole life. nothing wrong with us
RubieTuesdayT 0
ahahahahha cute snake..
irish_love 0
to each his own. let them be. if that is how they want to live, let them; it is their life not yours. on the other hand op, if your pissed, then why not try and keep your pants on for a change?
becausethatswhat 0
I fail to see how this is an FML.
lillygreen024 0
lmfao!!!! ur life sucks!
RubieTuesdayT 0
uh oh.. r kelly likes to send out his sextapes
xtoritwiztid 0
wow. **** you. bitch ass hater. juggalette for life bitch!
vickilouise 1
juggalos do it better...I know I married one ;-)
Schlimpikins 0
Did he paint his member?
XxXneferetXxX 0
A juggalo took my virginity back in the day FML lol
Necrocephalous 0
Not all juggalos are the same. Every juggalo or juggalette defines him/herself. Also, most ICP songs are making fun of gangs and other shit. They used to be in a gang before they started music. They quit because they actually do not like that life style. A lot of it is also about judgement. The wicked getting what they deserve. You can't truly define a juggalo and anything you read on urbandictionary is pure crap poured from the brainless masses who hold a grudge for some reason or another.