Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after years of no sex, a friend of mine told me she would like some benefits. I got too excited and came before even putting it in. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, I had to inform a patient that she has an STD. She reacted by kicking me in the nuts. FML
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, while I was playing football with a friend, my sister wanted to join in. She was messing around with the ball at the start, then suddenly she kicked the ball through my legs, pulled my shorts down and kneed me in the nuts. FML
Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
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mrsstimmer 13
Things like that happen. It presume it wasn't intentional. I'd focus on the on the part where you were having really good sex. Hopefully she isn't feeling too ashamed and you are not holding petty grudges over unintentional things. In a few days you can laugh about it and do a rerun ending in orgasms instead of pain :)
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
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bloopaloop 27
Are you sure it was it consensual?
mrsstimmer 13
Things like that happen. It presume it wasn't intentional. I'd focus on the on the part where you were having really good sex. Hopefully she isn't feeling too ashamed and you are not holding petty grudges over unintentional things. In a few days you can laugh about it and do a rerun ending in orgasms instead of pain :)
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
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mfranks19891989 10
I’m sure that happens with couples all the time .
J15237 25
Um if the sex was super amazing I am sure she said sorry in that special way and made your nut feel better. Stop complaining.