Today, I announced to my family that I will be trying out for the next season of America's Best Dance Crew. They responded by laughing hysterically and my mother said "You guys suck, good luck making it past auditions". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my mom I want to try out for American Idol. She responded with, "You don't take disappointment well." FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
Today, I went to a comedy show with my mom, and they asked the audience members to yell out their problems as ideas for an improv skit. My mom yelled, "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML
Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML
Today, I tried out for cheerleading. The judges, two head cheerleaders, sized me up, burst out laughing and made fat jokes towards me. I fought back and called them, "twiggy fucking sluts." At that moment, the coach walked in and saw and reported me to the principal. The judges got off scott free. FML
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
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Midnite_2raw 5
Just because you play "Dance Central" on the Kinect doesn't mean you can dance.
pinedo39 0
prove them wrong
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Comments (132)
SilentTreatment 7
Well... Practice makes perfect.
pwincessa23 1
i agree with 1. op should do their best and prove negative people wrong:) good luck:)
Takador 3
yay theres gonna be another season!?!?!?!?
Takador 3
oh and lol what gonna be your Crew's name :D
GreenMaze 0
No. Perfect practice does.
Docbee 11
Maybe it's op's name sherronj. I like it, the word has a ring to it reminds you of holly j and you could spend 5 minutes trying to pronounce it!
shannonreneee 11
If you cannot take advice and criticism from your family well, how are you going to listen to the judges?
tmmundy 17
that was far from advice.
ellomellow 0
29: "you guys suck" is not advice. and where does it say OP flipped a shit? you wouldn't know how they took it.
LucianDeSouza 4
well trust me , when u get inside the competition , they'll be the one standing in the crowd and wear tshirts asking people vote for u .
robotiick 12
op comm ur own fml and then state ur crews name I will record it and put it on YouTube
hahachun 4
wanna cam? bikinis off
alexg823 0
If your not perfect, how can your practice be? I never understood that.
lucy331 0
but no one is perfect, so why practice? :)
pinedo39 0
prove them wrong
smerry 3
that's what I was thinking
creativedork 0
I agree completely. never fear and go for your dream!
KaylieeJay 4
Or... Prove them right and look like an idiot on national tv.
btnhdude 0
if she proves them right she wouldn't be on national tv, stupid.
noto_fml 0
this isn't even an fml. suck it up and take the truth. now go practice and stop whining.
Midnite_2raw 5
Just because you play "Dance Central" on the Kinect doesn't mean you can dance.
DaveTheBrave20 0
HAHAHAHA
LukeeRamljaakk 0
win.rar
uncbballwins 0
What a couple of cum guzzling bitches
chili10 18
not exactly what I would call constructive criticism... Fyl, go practice some more.
tellithowitis 13
2, I agree.. show them wrong
HugoBosss_fml 0
Who pee'd in her haterade?
asstastic47 4
I like. and I did
haille_fml 0
lmfaoooo!
takeapieandrun 9
No way to find out unless you try.
nananabatmannnn 0
Do you really want to be one of those people that completely humiliate themselves on television because no one told them they suck?
llCHR15ll 0
Hun, you need to understand that humiliation makes good tv. go for it op, do your country proud!!
spencerstoaker 7
On abdc, the only way you can really humiliate yourself is by having a bad fall or behaving inappropriately. If they're as bad as OP mom says and don't make it past auditions, then they'd never have the chance to do it on tv. However, they would embarrass themselves in front of the judges at the audition as well as waste a bunch of time auditioning. :)
horneyhic 15
maby u should watch a video of urself before you go so u don't look like those idiots that think there amazing but really arnt
metalsmith 0
but those are the most entertaining ones!