Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Absecon, United States
To each his own
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
amazed
Frisco, United States
Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML
Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
man down! man down...
Ottawa, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
Danielle
🌶️ Spicy
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
S……
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
lyfisdyno
Malvern, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
Depression...
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
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kwt2007 2
hope you used protection
dudeitsdanny 10
Umm.. Well, here's the solution: Don't. You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.
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Comments (228)
simply_improper 1
and?
SilentTreatment 7
Was it Duece Biggalo, Male Jiggalo??? ^_^
kwt2007 2
hope you used protection
HugoBosss_fml 0
Deuce Biggalo?
pwincessa23 1
agree with 2 even though idk what that means.
yarbles 3
I doubt retarded juggalo sperm would know where to go
kingtz 6
Deuce is actually a "gigalo", not a "juggalo". Not sure what the hell op had sex with...
HugoBosss_fml 0
Juggalo or Juggalette (the latter being feminine) is a name given to fans of Insane Clown Posse or any other Psychopathic Records hip hop group. Juggalos have developed their own idioms, slang, and characteristics.
whippymcdumb4zs 0
don't forget that they're also just emos with face paint on
Bassmasterclassi 2
did he have paint on his face?
bezach 0
today I slept with a crack ***** and got herpes fml
AAShah 0
^ YDI.
KiddNYC1O 22
48- Thanks, Wikipedia.
StephenDM 0
just clicking this FML was a pain in the ass.
darkchocolate778 0
obviously none of you watch workaholics...
swimchica22 0
27 -_- it means they hope she used a condom........
krty402 7
haha workaholics is the best!
caaklove 0
151- 27 was referring to the word Juggalo.
VEVO_fml 0
anyone else take forever trying to click on this app -_-... stupid "ydi/sucks4u" kept popping up
juggalopirate 0
just so you know you an idiot an I hope you never have kids
amanda_d95 9
seriously! i agree
amanda_d95 9
yes!
irish_love 0
hahahah your name is jugalopirate! are you one? though I don't even know what it is or why it is bad...
juggalopirate 0
yes I am one an no it's not bad ppl make it seam that way but there dopes
OceanBreathesSal 5
48 I'm glad you know how to google.
doyougiveacrap 0
what happend to 1
tweetbaby14 18
242/283 I find it funny how you call someone else an idiot when you can't even form a sentence. :) here let me help out "just so you know, you're an idiot, and I hope you never have kids." this may not be an English class, but it would be nice for people to use the basic grammar skills they learned in elementary school.
tweetbaby14 18
242/283 I find it funny how you call someone else an idiot when you can't even form a sentence. :) here let me help out "just so you know, you're an idiot, and I hope you never have kids." this may not be an English class, but it would be nice for people to use the basic grammar skills they learned in elementary school.
bandgirrl 9
duuude, that's totally what i thought about when i read this. XD
ChucklesTheClown 4
^^^Moron.
the_ace1337 0
******* magnets! LOL
Kefka91 15
How do they work?
oliver86 8
don't bother asking a mormon
Cokie_the_Clown 5
Whoop whoop P.S When asking the Mormons about magnets, can you also ask them if they own a horse?
hellbilly205 17
whats wrong with juggalos?
taken_040509 0
thank you... there isnt anything wrong with us.
futtbuck101 1
Enough clowning around
number99 3
265 wins
IHeartJimi02 0
266 any juggalo that I have ever met were not gang affiliated. They're not bad people.
betty66 3
#306, yes they are.... because they blast their shitty music..and hurt my ears
OceanBreathesSal 5
350 I totally agree. I almost dated a juggalo and he was the most out going, lovable guy ever and he had a great personality. he never did any crimes or gotten in trouble with the cops for it either (only for being out past curfew). I never questioned what he believed in. all my friends didn't accept him for who he was but I did. and I really don't see the problem with being a juggalo. if that's what they want, so be it. let them be in charge of their own life. I'm not a juggalette, but I don't let that get in the way of getting to know some really amazing people.
betty66 3
oops #350 I mean
IHeartJimi02 0
Well that's your opinion but blasting "shitty music" makes them a bad person? Everyone has their own opinion of what good music is. I'm not a huge fan of icp but I also don't judge people until I get to know them.
zzwan 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Still beats pure masturbation.
jinxthejinx 0
No. It does not.
anthonyds 0
i'd rather wank than bang a guy/ girl who thinks they are a mad killer clown anyday...
Cokie_the_Clown 5
I'm pretty sure anything is better than sleeping with Ronald McDonald on meth.
robotiick 12
112- I read ur bio and my friend want to be in the navy or navy seal what's the percent of ppl who make it
purplemnm 9
148 - it's called Google.
parii 0
^ that's called a bitch.
Wandering_Ninja 8
did he have boobs?
slightlypyro1996 4
Who cares if he had boobs? Where the **** did one's comment go?!
AmberGale13 0
that's not a juggalo dumbass If he had boobs he wud be a jiggalo
portablecupid 3
If it had boobs it'd probably be a Jugalette. A gigolo is a male prostitute... pretty sure they don't have boobs.
klonopin_ftw 0
where them juggahoes at?!
nananabatmannnn 0
That's a new level of desperation. Unless you're a juggalette. But either way fyl.
chaosdragn16 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
it's still desperation.... oh and I've figured it out! there's only one difference between a juggalo and a wigger. one wears girls makeup to feel "pretty".
taken_040509 0
that would be a wigger. us juggalos/ juggalette dont wear our clown makeup to make us feel pretty. we wear it as a symbol of who we are. wy do preps wear name brand clothing..... because they feel that thats how they should express who they are
binkybaby 3
Right. All of them wear make-up to "express their individuality".
Freeze_fml 17
We should nominate the make-up as an indication that this person is mentally retarded.
iSurf_fml 8
225- Are you serious? Preps? Let's be jeuvenile. Just because people wear nicer clothes makes them preps? Wow. I'd better start shopping at walmart.
iSurf_fml 8
Oh ya, and, Eminem ftw.
thecoolestever1 0
Oh hell yeah. Eminem all the way! it really pisses me off when Jugallo's dis Eminem. Most of them used to listen to Eminen! Until they discovered that dumb ICP group. Now they go around drinking faygo, dressed in all hatchet man bull crap. And when they make fun of Eminem, they say exactly what ICP said!
Manishipa 0
Dumbasses, please. You are/never are/will be as cool or successful as Slim Shady. Don't be hatin'. Youz be jeal.
iscahnoemie 3
WTF is a juggalo ?
gunmania0 12
I swear is a jiggalo? but I think they're talking about male prostitutes.
DrJesse 10
a douchbag who affiliates themselves with ICP.
SilentTreatment 7
It's a male prostitute. Just watch both parts of Duece Biggalo, Male Jiggalo! Duecy and you'll understand, lol.
v1kt4r 13
U mean Gigolo = male prostitute #11 is right
dudeitsdanny 10
That would be a "giggolo"... Or "gigolo".. I can't remember. Jiggalos are much worse. Stay away. They're like a cult, but with half the brains.
stewpididiot 11
well put !!
baileybug03 0
a juggalo is someone who listens to ICP,twiztid,or any psychopathic record bands.
whosechairisthat 0
dude i am like ur biggest fan. i freaking love u Danny.
frolick123 0
they r people who dress up like clowns and go to clown rock parties... not kidding people actually do that
chaoticnh 0
to sum it up, they are a bunch of clown *****
Sukismama 2
no 11 is not right op did not make a spelling mistake.giggalo and juggalo are two very different things.well they have a few things in common I'm sure
pYrO92583 0
no she means juggalos from icp
OhHeySlogan 4
A juggalo is a loser who loves music from the psychopathic record, which includes music from "bands" that think they're a bunch of insane rapping clowns. it's no good.
zembof 3
no these r 2 diff things for example emenem is the kind she is refuting to
UmbraeCatervae 0
agreed^
theubersauceness 1
86, well put
AmberGale13 0
not true. a juggalo is someone who sticks up for homies no matter what the situation Nd wud do anything for them
AmberGale13 0
dam straight we do
parii 0
Juggalo: Scum of the earth.
sanchogrim 18
three words my friend; INSANE CLOWN POSSE, look it up...but never become one.
hughsmith 0
I would be your gigalo
BrittanyCelesteP 0
I think it has something to do with that band ICP
PlasteredClown 0
A juggalo or juggalette are guys and girls that are into the Insane Clown Posse.
thatbritkid 0
thats what I thought lol
RawrSickle 2
someone obsessed with ICP.
BobOsso_fml 8
A juggalo is a fan of the Insane Clown Posse. They wear the makeup and everything. Hopefully not during sex.
jsmn2010 0
retard.
iSurf_fml 8
Pretty much the complete extreme opposite of a redneck on the white trash scale.
MrBigMeat_fml 0
is an icp or twiztid fan
PeytonHeather 0
someone who likes icp
tomboy_girl23 0
well said
studmuffin96 8
a juggalo is a guy who basically worships ICP, dressing up like a clown, being involved in "gang"activity
weezypanda420 22
For one I am VERY proud to be a Juggalette!! For two it's not just the fact that we listen to ICP and Twiztid. No it's the fact that we found family when our own families didn't want us. We found people who feel and think the way we do and not call us freaks or turn their backs just because they don't understand! So go ahead and talk shit to me. But if you don't understand then don't say shit about it.
weezypanda420 22
Not all of us are like that. Yes there are some out there who gives us bad names! But there are thos like me that don't make myself look like a complete douche and ass hole.
dudeitsdanny 10
Umm.. Well, here's the solution: Don't. You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.
zembof 3
what if she was drunk
Winter247 2
Preach on sexy lady!!
sheethapins 13
206 I am truly hoping that was a joke
RockstarRN 10
Was his name Duce?
SilentTreatment 7
That's what I was thinking! lol... ^ DUECY!! lol
KiddNYC1O 22
It's Deuce... you should have googled it. Your downed votes is a lost case, though lol.
chuck1986 0
Op didn't say she slept with a giggalo
heyimjennyFML 5
at least you had sex?
cbaidchris 6
Doesn't matter, had sex!
teresa96706 29
I love that song xD
zembof 3
no she has it worse TRUST ME"