Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
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MrVictor_fml 0
a lot more should be taking place instead of a fml. it's not **** YOUR life, it's holy shit we found the robber! call the cops woman.
Jake_2013 0
Shit happens, OP. but he was wearing a girls shirt??
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Comments (102)
simranlove 3
that sucks
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
is the robber gay? :P
imnotonaboat 0
Look out OP I think he robbed you!
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
wait never mind :)
EvilPotato 15
all I'm saying is if I robbed someones house I wouldn't go see him wearing something I stole.
Trupe 3
Well I mean unless it was a girls shirt, you can really accuse him. I'm sure that wasn't the only shirt like that ever made....
rallets 23
#25 is Capt. Obvious
Trupe 3
Can't*
Hotlanta 5
it's captain not can't.... some people now a days...
JohannMedina 0
Or he probably bought the same exact shirt you had. Especially if it's one of those really common shirts that everyone wears. You can't assume the worst of people, OP.
agrlwithbrains00 0
He's wearing a girl's shirt?
PurpleRae420 0
And someones ass needs to be beaten !!!
volley4eva1698 0
83 posts yet another comment that gets voted down...I moderated this one:)
KiddNYC1O 22
63- Fail.
wallstreet_fml 2
wow dumb
JesusFishTaco 5
I would've smacked him upside the head (whatever that means) with a toilet seat cover.
MrVictor_fml 0
a lot more should be taking place instead of a fml. it's not **** YOUR life, it's holy shit we found the robber! call the cops woman.
exethan 0
well said
MrSassypants 34
HSWFTRCTCW? FML is am acronym and now is holy shit we found the robber! call the cops women is now one too. Also I'm not sure but I think I got acronym mixed up with another word :/
ihaterats 0
your a nerd!
RockstarRN 10
You are stupid
RockstarRN 10
77 is stupid. 3 said it perfectly.
Jake_2013 0
Shit happens, OP. but he was wearing a girls shirt??
nolaneldridge 1
maybe op is gay
GreenMaze 0
or maybe her boyfriend is gay.
cytheria_fml 0
Or maybe it was a unisex t-shirt? My fiancé wears my concert tees and is totally straight. Anyways, I hope that means you got your stuff back.
Jimster1712 0
thats what i thought so too
btnhdude 0
I'll kick him in the nuts, but you can't kick a girl in the nuts. cuz they don't have nuts.
uglygurl 0
I have the same question lol
brii143 3
and remember more than one shirt was stolen so now he has several girl shirts.
ariannaimelda 7
Did you get your stuff back?
NeatNit 33
At least you got your stuff back!
JokerJohn7 0
she didn't... that's the point
mrahhhhh 21
Citizen's arrest! Don't be afraid to punch him a bit too.
MrXerxes5 6
Well said @3. then again she might've gotten her sttuff back already since it had to take place earlier during the day.
TheTwistedOtaku 16
I would've kicked his ass. Just saying...
markusse 0
youre a girl....
towelyey 0
ouch.