Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a three-time forwarded message, which I thought would turn out to be a random chain message. Turns out my boyfriend didn't want to send me the "break-up text" himself and figured it would get to me eventually after sending it to all my best friends. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
Today, I heard from multiple people that my girlfriend called me a dumbass because I apparently sent her "Good Morning" twice. We aren't even three full days into the relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, my fiancé emailed me some steamy pics. Too bad he forgot to erase "FWD:" from the subject line. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Which is worse here, that OP's boyfriend is an imbecile, or that all his coworkers know that she likes dressing up as a fish while her boyfriend slathers her with Vaseline and calls her "Larry?"
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
It would seem as if you already knew you were dating a dumbass beforehand. This is to be expected; suck it up.
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holyfuckbuckets 0
and he somehow managed to add all your intimate emails without noticing? that makes no sense
ShatteredDreams8 0
agreed. i call bullshit.
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
It would seem as if you already knew you were dating a dumbass beforehand. This is to be expected; suck it up.
Mylifeskool 0
this reminds me of the FML that her boyfriend sent email pictures to all of his coriander a picture of his penis. BOTH WERE FROM VIRGINIA. I call bs
DudeImBetter 0
Who emails anymore anyways?
dcam13 19
who sends intimate emails?????
GigglePony 13
I wouldn't insult his intelligence when your sentence structure is shit.
otheirrationalme 0
You totally ****** up your sentence too. It should be: "You shouldn't insult his intelligence when your sentence structure is shit." or "I wouldn't his intelligence if my sentence structure was shit, like yours." to #24.
scotty2hottie48 0
Fk all u grammar nazis. I want u all to know u can suck every square inch of my nuts
novair 5
hey grandma they now have something called sexting.
DocBastard 40
For the love of god, people. I'm one of the biggest Grammar Nazis here, and even *I* think that what you people are doing is ridiculous. You're all pretty. Now move along, goddammit.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
db is the quintessential grammar Nazi. but what's the worse it could be? nude pics? sex video? o wait..... send em my way!
candy29 10
Exactly and especially nudies. why wouldn't you just take the picture with your phones camera and just text message it? thats what i do:) haha
MnBran6 0
I'm gonna lol when 71 gets caught and sent away Snickerdoodles style.
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
If you've ever bothered to read my comments in the past, you'd know that my grammar is usually spot on. However, I was originally going to say, "It would seem as if you already knew you were dating a dumbass." Instead, midway through, I decided I wanted to say, "It would seem as if you knew you were dating a dumbass beforehand." In the midst of changing what I was typing, I forgot to delete the word "already" from my sentence. Thank you for pointing out my trivial mistake in such a grand way.
FTWisRIGHT 0
Maybe you're the dumbass. O: !
stewpididiot 11
dumbass is as dumbass does.....
ThePersonalDream 0
He may not be a dumbass, he may have intended to send the emails too. ;-)
amerwin 3
It seems you may have been the "joke" he forwarded to his friends. Next time, don't expect pictures of you dressed as Kelly Osbourne to be sexy.
fearfulsymmetry 1
And you're a dumbass for dating him. :)
DocBastard 40
Which is worse here, that OP's boyfriend is an imbecile, or that all his coworkers know that she likes dressing up as a fish while her boyfriend slathers her with Vaseline and calls her "Larry?"
FYLDeep 26
I don't know. Ask your girlfriend, or should I call her "Larry"?
naximus93 0
Doc, I can honestly say that I love all of your comments and your 'questions and answers' on your profile. Way to go, you make my day
JoeyxCloud 0
haha wow nice one
LDP2 0
Both? lol
advent2060 4
maybe next time u shouldn't send intimate emails to each other...dumbass ydi
Mjfalcon 8
pwned.
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
get out while you still can. people can change a lot of things about themselves, but stupidity is usually not one of them.