nickthetank
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Chester (Seattle)
United States
Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML
Bobby M
Ireland
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
moerae
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was fooling around with my new girlfriend. I guess she'd never been with an uncircumcised man before, because before I knew it I had a frenulum tear and had to go to the ER. FML
Tyler
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Too much skin?
🌶️ Spicy
Skinny love
Today, my girlfriend told me that I have “too much foreskin” and that I’d need to get circumcised if we were going to stay together. I’m already circumcised. FML
Anonymous
Run away, now
Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML
Top comments
DFlit1 0
Better late than never... No but really that sucks I'm sorry OP
volleyballgrrl 6
At least you're not your girlfriend.. she has that stuck in her mouth! Ummm eww?
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Comments (270)
zoe768532 1
Holly freaking shit is that even possible.
monkeysareyummy 0
Probably.. His foreskin probably got hooked on her braces somehow and she tried to pull away.. Fast.
ppeanutbutter 1
clearly considering it just happend...
asnell98 8
Really bad mental image just now.. I think I cringed a little..
Britter903 6
If it happened it's possible. If you don't believe him, go find a girl with braces.
volleyballgrrl 6
At least you're not your girlfriend.. she has that stuck in her mouth! Ummm eww?
cass1_l0ve 13
EWWW imagine picking your boyfriends skin out of your braces!!!! "hey mom!" "honey, what's stuck in your braces?" "OH! Just OPs penis skin. I circumcised him today. Huh, I thought I got all that shit out..."
jizzwold 21
Do you honestly think that's worse?
ninjacapo 2
I dont think either party involved is happy with the outcome here
Rob777 0
Merry Christmas from her.
ninjaboy18 6
Ouch..
Enslaved 38
Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker? I had braces and never cut anybody. She's doing it wrong. And I am now laughing that this FML with perfectly straight teeth!
pablopoo 7
U would know : p
zequa 14
New year's resolution: just don't let that happen again.
bitchslapped22 14
It'll never happen to him again because he's now circumsised
metalflower00 11
Hey, 20... Are you touching and looking at your dick in that picture? It's kinda creepy.
SoSickWithIt 14
^Hater. It's just a pose.
drlove78843 6
20- stop touching yourself!
cynicaloptimist 3
It's done now!
XTheDesertSongX 17
it can only happen once, smartass.
CTVrhythmguitari 8
Great way to kick off the new year buddy. I'm sure that hurt like shit. :D
thenoobftw 3
She mowed down your lawn.
Nucl3arMoos3 7
Well now you have a reason to eat her
fiz1kaL 6
If you need an excuse not to go down on a woman, you sir, need to associate yourself with women of a higher caliber and need to stop sucking dick at eating pussy. Most satisfying sound in this world is to hear a woman truly lose control. You sir, fail...
Llim 1
If she's got braces, then she's too young for you bro.
cass1_l0ve 13
...my grandma got braces when she was 57.
GoW_Chick 15
They're called adult braces bro Or OP could be a teen himself.
asnell98 8
Better late than never to get braces right?
fuzzywolf 8
I've got braces, although that's cos I had an impacted canine
alexwarfield333 1
NgNo. It's: If she got Swedish fish in her braces she's to young for you bro.
Britter903 6
Not true. I got mine off last year.
smittys 7
Damn I just posted that before I saw this one! Can no one take a joke here either? It's funny haha thumbs up