NSFW: Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

nickthetank 31 December 2011, 09:21 Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

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Chester (Seattle) 9 September 2010, 02:15 United States

Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML

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Bobby M 16 May 2011, 16:33 Ireland

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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moerae 3 October 2018, 03:00 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was fooling around with my new girlfriend. I guess she'd never been with an uncircumcised man before, because before I knew it I had a frenulum tear and had to go to the ER. FML

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Tyler 19 November 2011, 08:05 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

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OUCH. 17 November 2011, 21:27 United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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Anonymous 20 October 2010, 03:05 United States

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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Anonymous 24 January 2012, 20:22 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

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Anonymous 21 November 2011, 22:39 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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Too much skin? 18 February 2018, 05:00 🌶️ Spicy

Skinny love

Today, my girlfriend told me that I have “too much foreskin” and that I’d need to get circumcised if we were going to stay together. I’m already circumcised. FML