nickthetank
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Chester (Seattle)
United States
Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML
Bobby M
Ireland
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
moerae
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was fooling around with my new girlfriend. I guess she'd never been with an uncircumcised man before, because before I knew it I had a frenulum tear and had to go to the ER. FML
Tyler
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Too much skin?
🌶️ Spicy
Skinny love
Today, my girlfriend told me that I have “too much foreskin” and that I’d need to get circumcised if we were going to stay together. I’m already circumcised. FML
Anonymous
Run away, now
Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML
Top comments
DFlit1 0
Better late than never... No but really that sucks I'm sorry OP
volleyballgrrl 6
At least you're not your girlfriend.. she has that stuck in her mouth! Ummm eww?
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Comments (270)
Ozuru 11
At least it was free...
Ozuru 11
At least it was free...
firefighterjohn 9
this made me crench. ouch!
Bladian 5
...crench?
cass1_l0ve 13
Yeah like almost a shiver that makes you ball up. Or like back away in horror/disgust (and guys, please don't be all "that's not the real meaning blah blah blah! I'm just giving the connotative meaning)
Groucho_fml 5
Uh.. You mean cringe? -.- smh
unhappybitch 8
Not everyone that's not circumcised has a weird flap of skin
ezekielisbeast 0
That is correct. There just agreements over circumcised or not. the truth I if you are circumcised you can't enjoy sex as much!! So natural penises win! xD
unhappybitch 8
I'm not circumcised, but my foreskin is not even long. And there's nothing wrong with not being circumcised is the natural way to be.
Fsqu4red 5
Did she swallow the skin? :/
cass1_l0ve 13
Well, it could be worse... You could have been circumsized and in her panic to pull away her braces snag your pubes....
Llamacod 11
No, getting skin that's healthy ripped from your body is always, ALWAYS worse than getting some hair ripped from your body. Think for yourself here, which would be worse, getting some pubes yanked or ripping part or your labrum minora off?
Dracoboxer357 36
Brutal visual #86, thanks for that. But, I still agree with you.
cass1_l0ve 13
Well I'm saying having both happen... I mean, cause things don't hurt as bad on a hard because your nerves and stuff... But you still have full feelings in your sack.
Llamacod 11
Don't take this the wrong way but, a chick has as much knowledge about what would hurt a penis as I , a guy, would be hurt most on vigina
IrishJesus 5
FACT: This is what nightmares are made of.
YtotsDI 0
That and ur pic 0.0
GoW_Chick 15
46- you read my mind *shudders*
bitchslapped22 14
And the Beiber/Mr. Bean picture under him
IrishJesus 5
You guys are the best!
madgrinchhatter 12
OH MY GOD I am in pain just reading this dear god.....
ImmenseCabbage 0
I saw the first line of your comment and your profile picture at the same time, and it made me laugh. :P
Chixken 6
One word: WOW
mjew 7
Y would u want head from a girl with braces?
Llamacod 11
BECAUSE HEAD FEELS GOOD, why else would anyone want head. Fucktard