Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML
Today, I received a few new fish for my aquarium as presents for my birthday. It just so happened that these fish were carrying diseases that left me with a tank full of dead fish. Happy birthday. FML
Happy Birthday
Today, my family asked where I wanted to go for my birthday dinner. They shot down my every suggestion and decided on sushi. I'm allergic, so the only thing I could eat was a veggie appetizer. Dad said I need to "expand my palate." FML
Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
Today, while I was working at a sushi restaurant, a guy told me he wanted the table next to the "koi fish tank", because he wanted to let the fish know what happens when they "cross him". FML
Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML
Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML
Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML
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DFlit1 0
Was it a bring ur own fish place?
Insane_Tea 15
Sounds fishy to me...
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Insane_Tea 15
Sounds fishy to me...
racerapj 10
Ahhh, punny...
graham11 14
2- that was the point. Thank you for your cunning observation.
racerapj 10
I'm here anytime... (Pulls a pistol, aims at foot)
RedMosquito 4
Waste not, want not
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Eh, you could have just gotten sushi without fish. There are many other varieties to choose from.
rallets 23
your parents must have been reeling from feeling so gill-ty after herring about your fish. but at least they took the oppor-tuna-ty to take you out and not act koi if i missed anything, let minnow
ColdplaySucks 18
Sushi is always good
lindseykcool 6
48- yes. I don't care what happens in anyone's lifetime, the cure is sushi.
killtin 2
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lsd_25 8
good point but not the day your fish died
bassdredd 2
at least they didn't make sushi out of your fish :/
littlegold 7
87- i got ur image on my caddilac. i got fish today feel bad for yours. Yet mine also died... And i am having lobster and the fish family tonight! :)
imaginaryvoice 18
At least they didn't try to feed you homemade sushi.
Zahur 0
atleast they tried and its a fish you will get over it.
Zahur 0
atleast they tried and its a fish you will get over it.
DFlit1 0
Was it a bring ur own fish place?
ClassyCommando 13
I ate there too! Wonderful plaice, that.
detroitsucks247 3
Suck it up its sushi you pussy
graham11 14
At least you didn't eat your dead fish for dinner.
GoW_Chick 15
But OP could've saved some money if they did.
moop256 10
Exactly and how attached can someone really get to a fish
ShroomsOnAcid 17
If people can get attached to inanimate objects all the time, then they damn well can get attached to a living, breathing fish.
KiddNYC1O 22
83- You should watch Taboo on NatGeo. People marry walls nowadays, FFS.
graham11 14
How can someone possibly get attached to a fish?! One time I got a fish stuck in my bracelet while swimming in the ocean..
Justin23L 2
You *****! I remain faithful to my spatula.
MikeDa1Da 14
Mmmmm sushi
philipino 24
My favorite is probably shrimp tempura. What about you? (Time for all the people that don't know what they are talking about to speak up so we can laugh at them.)
coolidgesmith 2
DURAGON ROLLUUU
borkchop1992 15
i love the irony in the situation
ClassyCommando 13
And I love the sushi in the situation. Nothing complements a big bowl of irony like a plate of sushi.
yummylicious 5
Sorry about your fishy!
Jakesterk96 8
Atleast your parents didn't cook it into sushi afterward like that geico commercial to save money.
doglover100 29
Ironic. Yea it was bad.
monkeysareyummy 0
You didn't have to eat it..
ClassyCommando 13
Exactly. OP, your parents just gave you a free meal, be grateful.
lizliz23 0
u seem relly pathetic
Marzee 14
You seem like a troll that can't spell. Pipe down.
pimplefacedgirly 8
And you seem really in sensitive.
kimmy91 12
You seem really stupid! Oh and learn to spell.
ninjaboy18 6
My fish died today too..
maddylovesu 5
your favorite one??
jellitonoctopus 19
So did mine! It was a catfish :/ was devastating to scoop the little guy out of my tank...
Lauaries8 16
Mine too! I had it for eight years!!
Peach3 1
I would be much more compassionate if this was a dog, cat, or even a gerbil or hamster. But a fish?
BarDownDaily 12
If it was a dog then his parents would have to take him the a Chinese restaurant.
Peach3 1
I almost wrote that instead and erased it at the last minute!
Justforlolz 14
Based off of your logic, only cats and dogs can be loved and/or cared about? Bull. I see no problem in this situation. OP had their fish for quite some time. Unless they truly didn't care about it, it would be natural for OP to grieve.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
So the more intelligent the animal, the more compassionate you would be towards its death? What about cows, pigs, chickens, etc? They're all more intelligent than fish.
TraceCase_ 19
One of my two African frogs died recently. I was bummed. Not as painful as losing a dog but I still lost a pet I had for a very long time. The surviving frog is 22 years old, which is pretty remarkable if you think about it...that's older than many of you.
fadingfaith 4
Those African Frogs are pretty smart. I watched a video where the frog was playing an iPhone game and it would get every damn fly.
kbg8409 0
shut up. yes, a dog or cat has more human characteristics and therefor, it's understandable. a fish, swims, eats, *****, dies... ooh aah! how the hell do you get close to a fish? it's understandable to be like " aw **** that's sucks, my favorite fish died." then go on about your day. cats and dogs show mutual feelings to a human. they love you back and show it. a fish doesn't know wtf you are, much less loves you. so OP needs to get the hell over it.